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BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 10:17 AM
You little swarthy midget. Have a good one. How about to celebrate your birthday, you do something you don't do the other 364 days of the year. Not drink.

claymore
04-14-2008, 10:23 AM
You little swarthy midget. Have a good one. How about to celebrate your birthday, you do something you don't do the other 364 days of the year. Not drink.
Happy Birthday MB. Listen to Beef. Maybe none of the hand to wang relations today either?

Nurse Red
04-14-2008, 10:24 AM
Happy Birthday!

I hope you have a great one!

Rex
04-14-2008, 10:24 AM
Happy Birthday Mo. Maybe next time we can have 2 beers (you pay of course)

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 10:25 AM
Happy Birthday MB. Listen to Beef. Maybe none of the hand to wang relations today either?

Good point Clay.

Mizzou, try to remove all sin from your life for just one day.

yardog
04-14-2008, 10:26 AM
Happy Birthday MB.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:26 AM
Great, now you guys are advocating that I DON'T get laid. Nice.

NightTrainLayne
04-14-2008, 10:27 AM
Is it really MB's birthday? I just can't trust any of Beef's threads anymore. . .

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:27 AM
Is it really MB's birthday? I just can't trust any of Beef's threads anymore. . .

Yes.

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 10:27 AM
Great, now you guys are advocating that I DON'T get laid. Nice.

Well, for one day I think you can manage. Just head straight home after work and avoid your usual booty calls.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:28 AM
I have the stupid Party Hat with balloons attached to it that every employee gets on their birthday to prove it.

claymore
04-14-2008, 10:28 AM
Great, now you guys are advocating that I DON'T get laid. Nice.
Thats called masturbation MB, it doesnt count as a "score". Cswil, was his hands real calloused?

NightTrainLayne
04-14-2008, 10:29 AM
Yes.

Happy Birthday then little buddy!

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:29 AM
Thats called masturbation MB, it doesnt count as a "score". Cswil, was his hands real calloused?

Dumbass...my left hand is calloused because I play guitar.

On a side note: Clay can't get to, too or two right, but he spells calloused correctly.

Rex
04-14-2008, 10:29 AM
Thats called masturbation MB, it doesnt count as a "score". Cswil, was his hands real calloused?

I couldnt tell, they were too cold. However, his wang must be really small because his hands are tiny.

Rex
04-14-2008, 10:29 AM
Dumbass...my left hand is calloused because I play guitar.

On a side note: Clay can't get to, too or two right, but he spells calloused correctly.

but he effed up "were" and "was"

claymore
04-14-2008, 10:30 AM
Dumbass...my left hand is calloused because I play guitar.

On a side note: Clay can't get to, too or two right, but he spells calloused correctly.
Screw you.


but he effed up "were" and "was"

Screw you.

turftoad
04-14-2008, 10:31 AM
Happy Birthday MO. Got any pics of you with that hat on? I said hat on, not hard on.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:33 AM
Happy Birthday MO. Got any pics of you with that hat on? I said hat on, not hard on.

Um yeah.

No.

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 10:35 AM
I'lll take the hard on pic.

frauschieze
04-14-2008, 10:37 AM
Happy Birthday MO. Got any pics of you with that hat on? I said hat on, not hard on.

I won't believe it until there is sufficiently embarrassing photographic evidence.

claymore
04-14-2008, 10:38 AM
I'lll take the hard on pic.I was going to post a pic of the Mayor of Lollipop city. But felt bad. :tsk:

tubby
04-14-2008, 10:38 AM
Happy Birthday MO. Go crazy, do a shot.

claymore
04-14-2008, 10:41 AM
Happy Birthday MO. Go crazy, do a shot.Quit being an ass Tubby. Leave MB alone.

BOSSHOGG30
04-14-2008, 10:44 AM
Happy Birthday... May the Broncos sign Samie Parker in honor of your birth.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:45 AM
Happy Birthday...

I almost saluted you. Until this part.


May the Broncos sign Samie Parker in honor of your birth.

:elefant:

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 10:46 AM
Mizzou, you and the guys headed down to the Piggley Wiggley for fun after work?

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:46 AM
Mizzou, you and the guys headed down to the Piggley Wiggley for fun after work?

Probably not.

Rex
04-14-2008, 10:49 AM
Mo,
I thought about our friendship over the weekend. I have decided that I want to do a full game with you possibly in May.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:51 AM
Mo,
I thought about our friendship over the weekend. I have decided that I want to do a full game with you possibly in May.

Saturday or Sunday?

tubby
04-14-2008, 10:52 AM
Quit being an ass Tubby. Leave MB alone.

What are you talking about? I just wished him a happy birthday. Maybe you should do the same, troublemaker.

Rex
04-14-2008, 10:52 AM
Saturday or Sunday?

Probably a Sat. I hate day games.

Rex
04-14-2008, 10:53 AM
What are you talking about? I just wished him a happy birthday. Maybe you should do the same, troublemaker.

you are such a dumb bitch.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 10:53 AM
Probably a Sat. I hate day games.

Let me know. I'm available to go anytime.

NightTrainLayne
04-14-2008, 10:55 AM
In honor of your birthday, I'd like to post some of your very best work for all to admire:


FD responds to grass fire

By MissouriBronc, editor


The Cameron Volunteer Fire Department responded to a grass fire near Willowbrook Subdivision on the northwestern edge of Cameron on Wednesday afternoon.

The call for the fire department went out about 1:30 p.m., as the grassfire was nearing a home on the edge of the housing subdivision.

Great work. You concisely answered the who, what, where, when, why and how.

tubby
04-14-2008, 11:02 AM
you are such a dumb bitch.

:pout:

frauschieze
04-14-2008, 11:02 AM
NTL is on a roll today.

Rex
04-14-2008, 11:08 AM
Beef, when is the trip?

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 11:16 AM
Beef, when is the trip?

To Denver? Or to Ft. Lauderdale?

Rex
04-14-2008, 11:18 AM
To Denver? Or to Ft. Lauderdale?

Ft. Lauderdale.

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 11:20 AM
Ft. Lauderdale.

As soon as my dry cleaning is done. I have a big day tomorrow.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 11:22 AM
As soon as my dry cleaning is done. I have a big day tomorrow.

How long of a drive?

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 11:24 AM
How long of a drive?

Like about 2.5 to 3 hours. Depends on the ongoing construction in West Palm. I washed the Lincoln and treated the leather and floormats. She is a fine machine.

Rex
04-14-2008, 11:26 AM
Like about 2.5 to 3 hours. Depends on the ongoing construction in West Palm. I washed the Lincoln and treated the leather and floormats. She is a fine machine.

Drive safe. Let me know when you get there. I will worry the whole time.

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 11:28 AM
Drive safe. Let me know when you get there. I will worry the whole time.

I am meating up with a buddy at Hooters down there.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 11:29 AM
I am meating up with a buddy at Hooters down there.

Let's hope it doesn't turn out like the last time you went out in South Florida :D

BeefStew25
04-14-2008, 11:30 AM
Let's hope it doesn't turn out like the last time you went out in South Florida :D

There are people on this message board that will never talk to me again because of that.

Skinny
04-14-2008, 11:32 AM
Happy B-Day MB! :beer:

frauschieze
04-14-2008, 11:33 AM
There are people on this message board that will never talk to me again because of that.

They shouldn't be so judgmental.

HolyDiver
04-14-2008, 11:34 AM
Okay man, how old are you? .............. Just come clean and tell us. You can't be any older than Coach, so, don't worry about it...............However old you are, have a good birthday and try not to worry about the next meeting with cswil.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 11:34 AM
Okay man, how old are you? .............. Just come clean and tell us. You can't be any older than Coach, so, don't worry about it...............However old you are, have a good birthday and try not to worry about the next meeting with cswil.

You have some work to do, my friend. You have a speech to prepare.

BTW, I'm 27.

CoachChaz
04-14-2008, 12:49 PM
You have some work to do, my friend. You have a speech to prepare.

BTW, I'm 27.

That's less than half HD's real age

Slick
04-14-2008, 01:55 PM
Happy Birthday MB. Have a good one. :beer:

Requiem / The Dagda
04-14-2008, 02:49 PM
Happy Happy Birthday.

BroncoJoe
04-14-2008, 03:09 PM
MB, I sincerely hope the wacko's on this site don't deter you from having a fantastic birthday.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 03:12 PM
That's less than half HD's real age

Crap...math problems, raise the 2, carry the one...I don't know. I'm an English major.

frauschieze
04-14-2008, 03:25 PM
Crap...math problems, raise the 2, carry the one...I don't know. I'm an English major.

Use a calculator. That's what everybody else does. :rolleyes:

Bronco4ever
04-14-2008, 03:26 PM
Happy Birthday mo. Let's go to a Chadron game in the fall.

topscribe
04-14-2008, 03:53 PM
:birthday:



:beer:



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Colorado4Life
04-14-2008, 03:58 PM
Happy Birthday

Broncospsycho77
04-14-2008, 04:38 PM
Happy Birthday MB.

Denver Native (Carol)
04-14-2008, 05:26 PM
:salute: Hope you have a great birthday :salute:

claymore
04-14-2008, 05:39 PM
What did you get for your Birthday MB??????

BigDaddyBronco
04-14-2008, 05:50 PM
Happy B-Day MB!

Stay away from the "gift" Mary Jo Rottencrotch wants to give you. :D

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 05:54 PM
What did you get for your Birthday MB??????

A Billy Butler road jersey, from the 'rents.

http://lp.imageg.net/prod?set=key[name],value[BUTLER]&set=key[number],value[16]&set=key[displaysize],value[500]&load=url[http://chains.imageg.net/graphics/dynamic/chains/p2796314_customback.chain]

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 06:00 PM
Monday Night Baseball. :beer:

schnooks1
04-14-2008, 06:50 PM
Happy Birthday!!!:beer::birthday:

tubby
04-14-2008, 07:43 PM
Mo did you do a shot yet?

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 08:00 PM
Mo did you do a shot yet?

No...sorry...no hard alcohol here.

tubby
04-14-2008, 08:07 PM
No...sorry...no hard alcohol here.

You still have time to go to the bar. It closes what? Say 9 o'clock in podunk? Go there right now and tell the bar tender it is your birthday. The shot will probably even be free. If you are a shot pu55y like me order a Washington Apple. They won't know what it is so.....Crown Royal, Apple Pucker, and Cranberry.

Enjoy.

Davii
04-14-2008, 08:09 PM
Or, be a man and get Jaeger.

Happy Birthday Mo!

tubby
04-14-2008, 08:18 PM
Or, be a man and get Jaeger.

Happy Birthday Mo!

Ouch.

Black liquorish gives me heartburn.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 08:19 PM
No, no shots tonight...too long of a week ahead

Davii
04-14-2008, 08:36 PM
No, no shots tonight...too long of a week ahead

The week is already 20% over Mo. I think this is a cop out. I'd call it something else if we were in the red light district.

MOtorboat
04-14-2008, 08:38 PM
The week is already 20% over Mo. I think this is a cop out. I'd call it something else if we were in the red light district.

If I was in the Red Light District I might feel differently :).

sneakers
04-15-2008, 04:16 AM
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

broncogirl7
04-15-2008, 09:07 AM
Happy Belated MB! Hope it was great!

BroncoBJ
04-15-2008, 02:51 PM
I missed the thread but happy Belated B-day MB :elefant:

A 6 page thread about your b-day? :lol:

MOtorboat
04-15-2008, 03:12 PM
I missed the thread but happy Belated B-day MB :elefant:

A 6 page thread about your b-day? :lol:

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Dr Velcro
04-15-2008, 07:56 PM
Sorry I missed it... Happy Birthday MO!!!