Thread: Bands that Suck

Originally Posted by NightTrainLayne

????

Yeah, I can't believe it either.

Lmao

I liked purple rain, little red corvette, and so many others

Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis

Any clean living country singer

I like my country dirty, whiskey soaked and smelling of regret

i think i also just described my optimal weekend

Originally Posted by Buff

I'm not saying he sucks, probably a good musician or whatever, but there isn't a single Prince song that I like.

If I am ever listening to a prince song I have either been kidnapped or am in a real deep dark place. Either way, its a signal and send help ASAP!

Bands/Artists/Genres I can't stand

• Fleetwood Mac - mostly Stevie Nicks, sounds like a cat in heat that smoked too much screaming on a fence at night
• Jimmy Buffet - **** your dad soft-rock and your margaritas
• Rage Against the Machine - the same "machine" you make money off of?! I always think of pissed off suburban kids "raging" that their dad got them an Audi instead of a BMW and blasting this.
• KISS - Manufactured rock to scare parents before Manson did it more successfully
• Reggae - I get it, you smoke pot and are lazy and have ONE political opinion over and over on top of a steel drum
• Spin Doctors - somehow the dude that played too much hackey sack in college created not one but two hits in the 90's? He looks like he smells like quinoa and feet.
• Dave Matthews Band - people that listen to this have sex with their socks and sandals still on
• Grateful Dead and Phish - Basically the same thing and for the same reason. If I have to smoke something to enjoy a 40 minute version of a song your wrote on a napkin **** you.
• Kid Rock - If you listen to this, my only question is which leg you prefer your ankle monitor to be on
• Nue-Country - Oh you poor millionaire ******* with your hot blonde cookie-cutter wife who is also a country music superstar, tell me again how you shower AFTER work and you want to drink cheap beer from plastic cups you lying ****

I also like a lot of crap that people have listed here already so eh, whatever. Just my 2 cents.

Originally Posted by MasterShake

Bands/Artists/Genres I can't stand

• Fleetwood Mac - mostly Stevie Nicks, sounds like a cat in heat that smoked too much screaming on a fence at night
• Jimmy Buffet - **** your dad soft-rock and your margaritas
• Rage Against the Machine - the same "machine" you make money off of?! I always think of pissed off suburban kids "raging" that their dad got them an Audi instead of a BMW and blasting this.
• KISS - Manufactured rock to scare parents before Manson did it more successfully
• Reggae - I get it, you smoke pot and are lazy and have ONE political opinion over and over on top of a steel drum
• Spin Doctors - somehow the dude that played too much hackey sack in college created not one but two hits in the 90's? He looks like he smells like quinoa and feet.
• Dave Matthews Band - people that listen to this have sex with their socks and sandals still on
• Grateful Dead and Phish - Basically the same thing and for the same reason. If I have to smoke something to enjoy a 40 minute version of a song your wrote on a napkin **** you.
• Kid Rock - If you listen to this, my only question is which leg you prefer your ankle monitor to be on
• Nue-Country - Oh you poor millionaire ******* with your hot blonde cookie-cutter blonde wife who is also a country music superstar, tell me again how you shower AFTER work and you want to drink cheap beer from plastic cups you lying ****

I also like a lot of crap that people have listed here already so eh, whatever. Just my 2 cents.

I'm with you on this list, but listing Fleetwood Mac and not just Stevie Nicks is a deal breaker. I don't like virtually any of her songs, but the band as a whole is probably my favorite!

Consider our friendship over.

Boo this man ^^^

*edit. Boo the man above that man

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

Consider our friendship over.

Reminds me of this:

Originally Posted by underrated29

If I am ever listening to a prince song I have either been kidnapped or am in a real deep dark place. Either way, its a signal and send help ASAP!

Prince was a Jehovah's Witness, which is ultimately what killed him. Fun fact.

Originally Posted by MasterShake

Bands/Artists/Genres I can't stand

• Fleetwood Mac - mostly Stevie Nicks, sounds like a cat in heat that smoked too much screaming on a fence at night
• Jimmy Buffet - **** your dad soft-rock and your margaritas
• Rage Against the Machine - the same "machine" you make money off of?! I always think of pissed off suburban kids "raging" that their dad got them an Audi instead of a BMW and blasting this.
• KISS - Manufactured rock to scare parents before Manson did it more successfully
• Reggae - I get it, you smoke pot and are lazy and have ONE political opinion over and over on top of a steel drum
• Spin Doctors - somehow the dude that played too much hackey sack in college created not one but two hits in the 90's? He looks like he smells like quinoa and feet.
• Dave Matthews Band - people that listen to this have sex with their socks and sandals still on
• Grateful Dead and Phish - Basically the same thing and for the same reason. If I have to smoke something to enjoy a 40 minute version of a song your wrote on a napkin **** you.
• Kid Rock - If you listen to this, my only question is which leg you prefer your ankle monitor to be on
• Nue-Country - Oh you poor millionaire ******* with your hot blonde cookie-cutter wife who is also a country music superstar, tell me again how you shower AFTER work and you want to drink cheap beer from plastic cups you lying ****

I also like a lot of crap that people have listed here already so eh, whatever. Just my 2 cents.

Shake for President.

Stevie Nicks kicks ass. You guys are crazy....

Also, **** Fleetwood mac.

Originally Posted by MasterShake

Bands/Artists/Genres I can't stand

• Fleetwood Mac - mostly Stevie Nicks, sounds like a cat in heat that smoked too much screaming on a fence at night
• Jimmy Buffet - **** your dad soft-rock and your margaritas
• Rage Against the Machine - the same "machine" you make money off of?! I always think of pissed off suburban kids "raging" that their dad got them an Audi instead of a BMW and blasting this.
• KISS - Manufactured rock to scare parents before Manson did it more successfully
• Reggae - I get it, you smoke pot and are lazy and have ONE political opinion over and over on top of a steel drum
• Spin Doctors - somehow the dude that played too much hackey sack in college created not one but two hits in the 90's? He looks like he smells like quinoa and feet.
• Dave Matthews Band - people that listen to this have sex with their socks and sandals still on
• Grateful Dead and Phish - Basically the same thing and for the same reason. If I have to smoke something to enjoy a 40 minute version of a song your wrote on a napkin **** you.
• Kid Rock - If you listen to this, my only question is which leg you prefer your ankle monitor to be on
• Nue-Country - Oh you poor millionaire ******* with your hot blonde cookie-cutter wife who is also a country music superstar, tell me again how you shower AFTER work and you want to drink cheap beer from plastic cups you lying ****

I also like a lot of crap that people have listed here already so eh, whatever. Just my 2 cents.

I need some time to process this.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

I need some time to process this.

I am a man of impeccable taste, so take your time.