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  1. 10-27-2019, 06:22 PM #1
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    Default Convos at the ole Office

    Elway - I want to get Shanahan!

    Fans - WOOHOO! Shanny Jr!

    Elway - Nah, the old one.

    Some Fans - Yeah, we love that shit.

    The more correct fans - No, get Shanny Jr.

    Ellis - John, you're drunk. You can't get Shanny Sr.

    Fans - **** you Ellis

    The more correct fans - Thank you, Ellis.

    Elway - you ******s get Fangio

    ....some time passes....

    Fangio - DeeeEEeeEEeeEEEErp.

    Shanny Jr. - Erhm....cough...I'm undefeated and a SB contender with a bunch of players you haven't heard of on offense, and my defense is sick.

    Fangios - DeEeeeEEEeeEErp....

    Shanny Jr. - Ummm....what is Scangarello doing to my offensive scheme?

    Scangs - /sits in corner and sniffs glue while scribbing on Shanny Jr.'s playback...

    Joe Flacco - I'm ******* retiiring, you pieces of shit.

    Elevated Inc - **** YOU JOE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    Elway - I want to get Shanahan!

    Fans - WOOHOO! Shanny Jr!

    Elway - Nah, the old one.

    Some Fans - Yeah, we love that shit.

    The more correct fans - No, get Shanny Jr.

    Ellis - John, you're drunk. You can't get Shanny Sr.

    Fans - **** you Ellis

    The more correct fans - Thank you, Ellis.

    Elway - you ******s get Fangio

    ....some time passes....

    Fangio - DeeeEEeeEEeeEEEErp.

    Shanny Jr. - Erhm....cough...I'm undefeated and a SB contender with a bunch of players you haven't heard of on offense, and my defense is sick.

    Fangios - DeEeeeEEEeeEErp....

    Shanny Jr. - Ummm....what is Scangarello doing to my offensive scheme?

    Scangs - /sits in corner and sniffs glue while scribbing on Shanny Jr.'s playback...

    Joe Flacco - I'm ******* retiiring, you pieces of shit.

    Elevated Inc - **** YOU JOE!
    *Also shanny Jr years in the past*

    I have the Pats dead 2 rights in the superbowl. Our running game is killing them. Therefore, run 6 or so times in the 2nd half with a massive lead, because.....ummmmm.....errrrrrrrrr.......modern offense?? *crickets*

    Coaches can evolve. Let's hope we see it?
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    You fool, Shanny Jr. ran the ball a ton that year. The attack on the modern offense does not land.

    Fangina blows. He's a glorified coordinator. Elway is one of the worst GM's in the history of all sports, and we're going to die tomorrow.
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    Elway wanted Vance Joseph bad. Nobody knows why. He just did. Kyle Shanahan blew away his interview. Elway had to think about it. But, he really, really wanted Vance Joseph because he was so awesome as a 1 year as Miami's DC for that amazing Dolphins' defense that was much better than the '85 Bears.

    Ellis would have let him hire either Kyle Shanny or Vance. THat one is solely on Elway.
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    Ellis is the only adult at the head of the ship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    You fool, Shanny Jr. ran the ball a ton that year. The attack on the modern offense does not land.

    Fangina blows. He's a glorified coordinator. Elway is one of the worst GM's in the history of all sports, and we're going to die tomorrow.
    Lmao. I'm buying a Mcribb 2 honor this post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    Lmao. I'm buying a Mcribb 2 honor this post
    It was the Fangina plus "we all goin' die," that did it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cugel View Post
    Elway wanted Vance Joseph bad. Nobody knows why. He just did. Kyle Shanahan blew away his interview. Elway had to think about it. But, he really, really wanted Vance Joseph because he was so awesome as a 1 year as Miami's DC for that amazing Dolphins' defense that was much better than the '85 Bears.

    Ellis would have let him hire either Kyle Shanny or Vance. THat one is solely on Elway.
    That's cute. Show your work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    It was the Fangina plus "we all goin' die," that did it.
    U have me pegged
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    U have me pegged
    I like where this is going.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    Ellis is the only adult at the head of the ship.
    Obviously that's not true. Ellis is the de-facto owner of a multi-billion $ company and he'd like to keep his job for a long as possible. He doesn't want to rock the boat or he'd have fired Elway by now.

    If Pat Bowlen were still running things, he'd have fired Elway by now too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cugel View Post
    Obviously that's not true. Ellis is the de-facto owner of a multi-billion $ company and he'd like to keep his job for a long as possible. He doesn't want to rock the boat or he'd have fired Elway by now.

    If Pat Bowlen were still running things, he'd have fired Elway by now too.
    I don’t know that Bowlen would’ve fired Elway by now, it took him 7 years of garbage drafts and FA’s to finally dump Shanatan.

    Ellis is a bag of douche, **** him.
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    Ellis saved us from bringing back Shanahan Sr.

    Ellis is the adult in the room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    Ellis saved us from bringing back Shanahan Sr.

    Ellis is the adult in the room.
    Ellis molests collies.
    "Tuning ... into each other ... lift all higher”
    “I’m just different!”
    “ . . . Picture a cup in the middle of the sea”

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    2nd round— Jack Sawyer OLB
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    4th round— Ricky Pearsall WR
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    7th round— Carson Steele RB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Ellis molests collies.
    That's sordidly alliterative!
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