Thread: Mucus-Our Ally Against Infection

Originally Posted by claymore

No it melted or something.

Hmmm. I would have liked for you to have saved it.

Originally Posted by frauschieze

Huh. They never told me that.



That sucks. Although, I'm not having any more kids so I don't have to worry about that anymore.

Yeah, they said it causes infection.

I wonder what Mizzou will think about this thread.

Originally Posted by beefstew25

I wonder what Mizzou will think about this thread.

I bet he has a mucus plug that needs to be cleared.

Originally Posted by frauschieze

Beef asked if I would share my mucus plug experience.....thanks to many drugs fed directly into my spinal column, I have been able to completely block out all memories of anything gross about childbirth.

The end.

You're lucky. I only wish I could block out the memories of my daughter's birth.

When it was all said and done, it looked like a crime scene in that delivery room.

Originally Posted by claymore

I bet he has a mucus plug that needs to be cleared.

Oh, his mucus plug probably comittedd suicide a couple years ago.

Originally Posted by DallasChief

You're lucky. I only wish I could block out the memories of my daughter's birth.

When it was all said and done, it looked like a crime scene in that delivery room.

I liked when the baby was out, and I thought we were all done, and BAM, another surprise...I about passed out.

They tried distracting me for the placenta. Wow. I cant believe monkey's eat that ****.

Originally Posted by beefstew25

I liked when the baby was out, and I thought we were all done, and BAM, another surprise...I about passed out.

Yeah. I was taking pictures of the kid. I purposely missed that part.

Originally Posted by cswil

Yeah. I was taking pictures of the kid. I purposely missed that part.

On the second one, I used the ol' "I'm going to call my parents" routine.

I miss the good ol' days when the dad waits in the waiting room with a box of cigars.

When that kid came out white as a ghost I thought my wife had an affair with Powder.

Originally Posted by beefstew25

I liked when the baby was out, and I thought we were all done, and BAM, another surprise...I about passed out.

Yup. I don't remember that either.

Clay I hate you. I hate you with all hate.

3 kids, stayed in the waiting room for all of them. If I had of watched, I would of either:

A. Turned gay
b. Never had sex again