32. St. Louis (1-14) – Just trying to make sure they lock up the #1 pick
31. Detroit (2-13) – Nice The good thing is they improved from last year.
30. Kansas City (3-12) – it would be nice to see them start thinking about golf a week early.
29. Tampa Bay (3-12) – Playing like this, they may lose out on the draft pick they want
28. Buffalo (5-10) – This team quit playing a month ago
27. Cleveland (4-11) – If they’d have figured out this whole offense thing 2 months ago…who knows where they’d be
26. Oakland (5-10) – Apparently too much confidence going into the Cleveland game
25. Seattle (5-10) – Time to look for Hasselbeck’s replacement
24. Washington (4-11) – Maybe Greenspan has the answers
23. Chicago (6-9) – Only thing to play for is giving Denver a lesser draft pick
22. San Francisco (7-8) – They’ve at least found some bright spots to build upon
21. Atlanta (8-7) – Gotta build up that defense to be a contender
20. Tennessee (7-8) – Even if they finish 8-8, it’s been an impressive turnaround
19. Miami (7-8) – Blew their chance at the playoffs. Denver is their biggest fan this week
18. Jacksonville (7-8) – Couldn’t contain Brady & Co. and are guaranteed a longer vacation
17. Carolina (7-8) – If they had a QB all season, where would they be now?
16. NY Giants (8-7) – Had their chance. Now Dallas is their biggest fan
15. NY Jets (8-7) – Ryan has them in a position to play for a playoff spot
14. Houston (8-7) – Denver will be relying on Kubiak to help them into the playoffs
13. Denver (8-7) – Denver is the biggest fan of A LOT of teams this week
12. Baltimore (8-7) – How many chances does one team need to score and win?
11. Pittsburgh (8-7) – Apparently the refs and Ravens felt the Christmas spirit this week
10. Cincinnati (10-5) – Only thing left to decide is the 3 or 4 seed
9. Arizona (10-5) – Is there a playoff team that is talked about less than Arizona?
8. New England (10-5) – Coasting into the playoffs. Not looking dominant
7. Dallas (10-5) – Romo and Co. looking very good at the right time. Have a lot to play for next week
6. Green Bay (10-5) – Just waiting to see who they play in round 1
5. New Orleans (13-2) – I hate to say it (not really) but I told you so. The Saints have been exposed. Slow them down and run all day
4. Minnesota (11-4) – Sometimes I think the old man is the only one on this team that wants to win.
3. Philadelphia (11-4) – Don’t look now, but those Eagles that are overrated and ranked way too high are near the top again.
2. San Diego (12-3) – Hard to argue with the run they are on. No one else looking quite as dominant
1. Indianapolis (14-1) – Fans are mad that they didn’t try for the undefeated season. Priorities are sadly skewed. However, I’d love for ANYONE to make Mercury Morriss choke on his damn champagne