Thread: Putting you guys on notice

I am about to get into my car and drive three hours. When I get back on here, this place had better be cleaned up and your homework better be done.

Nut, you are in charge until I get back. CSWIL, there is some leftover ham in the fridge you can warm up. Niner, I ground up your back pills into a fine powder. You can snort them if you wish.

What the hell am I supposed to do?

Why don't you stay? I'm down on my knees. I'm so tired of being lonely. Don't I give you what you need?

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

What the hell am I supposed to do?

Keep the libs in the playroom. I am not going to tell you twice.

If they don't let you pay at the pump, buy a scratch ticket.

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

What the hell am I supposed to do?

It's more fun not having any responsibility

Originally Posted by CoachChaz

It's more fun not having any responsibility

Chaz, I need you to mow the lawn and mulch around the trees. Use Jose if you want.

Originally Posted by beefstew25

I am about to get into my car and drive three hours. When I get back on here, this place had better be cleaned up and your homework better be done.

Nut, you are in charge until I get back. CSWIL, there is some leftover ham in the fridge you can warm up. Niner, I ground up your back pills into a fine powder. You can snort them if you wish.

Take a longer route and drive 5 hours. My stock has been taking a beating.

Beef, I'll just stand here and look dumb. Cool?

Originally Posted by beefstew25

Chaz, I need you to mow the lawn and mulch around the trees. Use Jose if you want.

Depends on who lawn I'm mulching.

Originally Posted by tubby

Beef, I'll just stand here and look dumb. Cool?

I need you to instigate while I am gone. Call out Niner on his disdain for Bates. Throw some old Freak posts his way. When I get back, I want one of you dead.

Originally Posted by beefstew25

I need you to instigate while I am gone. Call out Niner on his disdain for Bates. Throw some old Freak posts his way. When I get back, I want one of you dead.

HD?

Originally Posted by BigDaddyBronco

Take a longer route and drive 5 hours. My stock has been taking a beating.

I have a Lincoln hybrid. It burns the methane from my ass after a Taco Bell pitstop.

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

HD?

Well, I guess a severely injured knee will have to do. Just make sure he doesn't try to walk on water again.

I snorted my pills.