Thread: The Official "Tubby, the Freak is Gone" thread

Tubby,

This letter serves as full legal notice that any reference, either in public of private, of BroncosFreak.com (Freak, et al) will result in severe sanctions brought forth from the advisory group that you may think no longer exists but actually does exist in secret when not harrasssing public librarians for records of the check out history of such titles as 'How to Build a Nuke with 10,000 Glow in the Dark Elmo Watches' and 'The Best Location to Place Explosive Charges On America's Historic Metal and Wood Covered Bridges.'

Although the Board understands your frustration with the abandonment of the 'Freak', we feel that life is a series of challenges. You once had to learn how to ride a bike. You then learned how to apply your sisters make up on your face and dress up as Little Bo Peep. You also learned how to best use a beer bong.

This memo will be printed out and placed in public areas. We all have a responsibility to coach Tubby along in his path to success, which is why, alongside this memo, we will also attach a picture of one CSWIL. Without going into too much details for various legal, self-esteem, and lower lumbar issues, we would like Tubby to achieve more in life than other extremely talented, yet flawed members.

In closing, I would also like to add that part of your growth, Tubby, is making sure you still use the "Freak' archive as a tool to hand Bronco9798 his ass when he pretends to say he never wanted Bates as DC, when actually he was on record as saying he was fine with it. That represents a role and duty here that is invaluable to Bronco9798, as he is generally full of Doan's and bullcrap.

Signed,

Beef Stew Viente-Cinco
January 18th, 2008
Aventura, FL