Thread: Favorite Hockey Quotes

The funniest I ever remember was when Jim Schonfeld coached the Devils in 1988 and said to Don Koharski


The team made it all the way to the conference finals, but lost to the Boston Bruins in seven games. In that series, head coach Jim Schoenfeld verbally abused referee Don Koharski after the third game, screaming obscenties. During the exchange, Koharski slipped and fell against the wall. He immediately claimed that Schoenfeld had pushed him, but Schoenfeld retorted that Koharski had fallen down. As Koharski snapped that Schoenfeld was "gone," Schoenfeld replied, "Good, 'cause you fell, you fat pig. Have another donut!"

It was hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXpcb5aTnPk

well mine isnt funny but its a good one for an all time great who got to go out on top.

Going off memory here so it might not be word for word.

"Joe made a lot of great passes to me this year, but my favorite pass was when he passed me the Stanley Cup."----Ray Borque

Thats when the avs won the cup in 2001? and Joe the captian grabbed the cup and immediately went right over to borque and let him raise it first.

Mike Milbury, Islanders GM on Ziggy Palffy leaving the NHL:
"He said he wanted to go play in his home country, and village, I guess every village need an idiot"

On Sergei Fedorov’s breaking three sticks on Dallas players: " I don’t know if Anna (Kournikova) told him to get tougher or what."
~Mike Modano

Jeremy Roenick, on the trade rumors around captain Keith Tkachuk: "The only difference between the Coyotes and Days of Our Lives is that nobody has been shot on our team yet."

"It's a great day for hockey"-"Badger" Bob Johnson

Jacques Plante - "How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?"


Teemu Selanne about the All Star game - "Winning is always fun, but the car is more important."

Patrick Roy, on his attempt at the Edmonton Oilers empty net: "I guess they respect my shot because they were all ready at the blue line."

The Great One - “I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.”

Chris Rock on 'sports' - "Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.”

Peterboro Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.

Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the ******* song!

Jim Ahern: If Hanrahan's wife's a dyke, does that make him a fag?

“I think we’ll have to go to a different network if you want to hear those.”

-- Stars coach Dave Tippett on some of the things agitator Steve Ott says to get under opponent’s skin.

Was surprised not to have seen this one yet.....


"I can't really heard what Jeremy says, cause I got my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears."




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