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    Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
    Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
    Applicant: I like rape.
    If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

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    Parking Lot Guard: "Don't try to chruch it up, son."

    (Joe Dirt)

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    "All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, 'jou understand?"

    Tony Montana in "Scarface"

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    "Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!" Pvt. Hudson - Aliens (that's the 2nd one)



    "I aim to misbehave." Captain Mal Reynolds - Serenity

    "Shiny! Let's be bad guys!" Jayne - Serenity
    "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." Oscar Wilde

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    Rene: What are you doing? You promised me breakfast.
    Brodie: Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    You think I'm funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f***ing amuse you? (Goodfellas)

    Dyin Aint Much Of A Livin, Boy! (Outlaw Josey Wales)

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    Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
    What shall we do with all this useless beauty?

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    Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
    Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
    If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

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    Hans Gruber: Eh, that's... very kind of you, considering you are a mysterious party crasher. You are most troublesome, for a security guard.

    John McClane: Bzzzt. Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?

    Hans Gruber: Who are you then?

    John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass


    DIE HARD!

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    Ghost of Christmas Present: Close your eyes...! And think of snowflakes and moonbeams and whiskers on kittens...

    [She notices Frank peeking and goes to jab his eys with two fingers]
    Ghost of Christmas Present: Nooooo peeking!
    [Frank blocks the jab and closes his eyes]

    Ghost of Christmas Present: Of rainbows, forget-me-nots... of misty meadows and sun-dappled pools. Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to HARLEM!
    [She punches Frank]

    Frank Cross: My jaw!
    Ghost of Christmas Present: Sometimes the truth is painful, Frank


    SCROOGED

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    Tombstone ... Doc Holliday ...
    I'm your Huckleberry ...

    Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked all over your grave.
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    Receptionist: May I help you Dr...?
    Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
    Receptionist: Dr. who?
    Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
    Receptionist: What was that name again?
    Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
    Receptionist: Dr. who?
    Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where the hell is the records room?

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    Patton ...
    Clergyman ~ I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?

    Patton ~ I sure do. Every god**** day.

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    Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
    Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll ******' spank you. "

    And then a few seconds later:
    Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
    Loki: I just like to **** with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes.
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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

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