"you're a ******* idiot"
"im a ******* idiot cuz i cant make a lamp?"
"no your genius cuz u cant make a lamp"
"you're a ******* idiot"
"im a ******* idiot cuz i cant make a lamp?"
"no your genius cuz u cant make a lamp"
My impression of life at Big Bri's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee." "Hon, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"
[kiss]
Shelby: Say it, Michael.
Michael: Say it?
Shelby: I won't do it unless you say it.
Michael: I'm sorry. I'm having a little bit of trouble concentrating here. What is it exactly you want me to say?
Shelby: You know. Those three...little...words..
Michael: Those three little words... Hold on a minute.
Shelby: What? What's wrong?
Michael: I'm sorry. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Shelby: Why are you acting like this?
Michael: Shelby, I like you. I like you a lot. But things are just moving a little too fast. I'm just not ready to say, "I love you".
Shelby: What makes you think I want you to say, "I love you"?
Michael: Oh, come on. Back there. You wouldn't do it because I wouldn't say those three little words.
Shelby: You colossal moron! "Suck... my... cok".
Michael: Oh, suck my ck! Suck my cok! Suck my cok! Suck my cok!
"I'm the Dude!!"
"Over the line!!!"
"Shut up Donny"
"Oh, **** it!!"
"The Dude abides!!"
"Not on the rug, man"
"WOLVERINES!!!!!"
"Because we live here!!"
"WOLVERINES!!!!!"
"Let it turn....let it turn to something else!"
"WOLVERINES!!!!!"
"Now what he said was..Chopper sick 'em, but what I heard was..Chopper sick balls!!"
"That's Chopper?"
"Yeah I've noticed lately that the A and the E are starting to go around the sides"
"Ya'll wanna se a dead body?
"I'm gonna get you high today!"
"It's Friday, you aint got no job, you aint got 'ish to do!"
"Mr. Parker aint hittin' that right"
"Round here, between Normandy and Weston, they call this here a little twenty-twin-twin, Niggaaaaaaaaa"
Just a few that popped itno my head.
PEACE!!!
SAKUNA MATATA - Black Forest, CO
^Thanks MasterShake^
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** ********: ******** that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with ******** their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become ******** themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
- John Elway“When we do find that guy, we’ve got to have the continuity on the offensive side to where we can train him and develop him and get him there. This is our fourth offense in probably three or four years. Quarterbacks need to be developed. You don’t find one ready-made. We got to have a solid system in place for when we do go after whatever guy it may be, a young guy or a trade or whatnot.”
What has to be the most famous single line of all time.................
The name's Bond.................James Bond
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Q: [Showing Bond a tracking device] Reception on the dashboard, here. Audo-visual
[sic]
Q: , range a hundred and fifty miles.
James Bond: Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route.
Q: It has not been perfected, out of years of patient research, ENTIRELY for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, INTACT for once, when you return from the field.
James Bond: Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field.
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Q: Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it.
James Bond: Yeah, why not?
Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish!
James Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking!
Q: I never joke about my work, 007.
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***** Galore: My name is ***** Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.
edit ~ There's times I hate the language Filter
BFC.........D Will #27.............D Nash #29..............K Mc #11
You'll Never Walk Alone
The Whiskeyteers ~ One for all, and all for more
Evolution
Dr. Allison Reed: What are you gonna do?
Dr. Paulson: We might have to amputate.
Harry Block: Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
Ira Kane: Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
Nurse Tate: Doctor, look!
Dr. Paulson: It's headed for his testicles.
Harry Block: Take it! Take it! Take the leg!
Nurse Tate: I'll get the lubricant...
Dr. Paulson: No time for lubricant!
Harry Block: There's ALWAYS time for lubricant!
"There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty."
"And none of them want to pay taxes again.....EVER!"
Armageddon
PEACE!!!
SAKUNA MATATA - Black Forest, CO
^Thanks MasterShake^
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein ...Joe Theismann
Curiosity killed the cat, you know.
I know.
Thanks Mastershake!
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