Thread: Favorite Movie Quotes

Originally Posted by MasterShake

From Spaceballs:


"What's the matter Colonel Sanders....CHICKEN??!"
-Lord Helmet

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Originally Posted by Den21vsBal19

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Prepare to be jammed

Originally Posted by MasterShake

Prepare to be jammed

We're gonna have go right to... ludicrous speed

"Some of us were kept alive... to work... loading bodies. The disposal units ran night and day. We were that close to going out forever. But there was one man who taught us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, to smash those metal mother******s into junk. He turned it around. He brought us back from the brink. His name is Connor. John Connor. Your son, Sarah, your unborn son."


~ kyle reese, the terminator

Here are a couple of good ones:

1) From Firefly.
Simon: "You had the Alliance on you … criminals and savages. Half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself. And you’re harboring known fugitives."
Mal: "We’re still flying."
Simon: "That’s not much."
Mal: "It’s enough."


2) From No Country for Old Men.
Anton Chigurh: "Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter."
Gas Station Proprietor: "Where do you want me to put it?"
Anton Chigurh: "Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is."

From Firefly:

(Malcolm Reynolds): "Ok, I'm confused...I'm angry...and I'm armed!"

Lucifer: I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces; or, we can talk.

Gabriel: I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.

Thomas Daggett: Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?

Lucifer: Y'see, I'm not here to help you and the little bitch because I love you or because I care for you, but because two hells is one hell too many, and I can't have that.

Lucifer: Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers. Then you would hop into bed, afraid that I was hiding under it. And I was!

Joseph: And this is for you. He's also a hermaphrodite.
[lifts the sheet covering the corpse so Thomas can see]
Joseph: He's got both male and female sex organs.
Thomas Daggett: Think of the possibilities!
Joseph: Yeah, you can be impotent and frigid all at the same time.

The Bride: You any good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim: Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a ******* surgeon with this shotgun.
The Bride: Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights, so let's talk.

Elle Driver: [reading] "In Africa, the saying goes 'In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba is death sure.' Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate.'" Pretty cool, huh?"

Elle Driver: The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word...”gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.

Bill: [the Bride lunges for Bill's sword, Bill draws a gun and shoots, barely missing her] Now if you don't settle down, I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap. And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in.
[he suddenly fires again, hitting a fruit bowl and splattering the Bride, making her jump]
Bill: Ha ha ha! I'm just ******* with you.

The Bride: Karen... I just found out... right now... not a moment before you blew a hole through the door... that I'm pregnant.
Karen Kim: What is this?
The Bride: On the floor... by the door... is a strip that says I'm pregnant.
Karen Kim: Bull shit.
The Bride: Any other time you'd be a hundred per cent right... This time you're a hundred per cent wrong... I'm the deadliest woman in the world. But right now Im just scared shitless for my baby. Please. Just look at the strip. Please?
Karen Kim: Stay where you are and don't move.

National treasure 2:

Nicholas cage is shouting and riding the railing in the queens parliment. The little british bobby has had enough and says to him "dismount the bannister."

I love it! The british are so freaking proper, even when they are all pissed off.

Dismount the bannister, instead of get the F*** off! Fabulous.

"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!"

- jip, human traffic

Originally Posted by dogfish

"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!"

- jip, human traffic

I need to see this one too.

Originally Posted by Thnikkaman

I need to see this one too.

yes, yes you do. . . it's a drug-addled weekend in the lives of five british club kids-- hilarious!

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the word think he didn't exist" The usual suspects.

Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.


~conan the barbarian

THE BURBS

Art Wiengartner: [finds a femur bone] Ray, there's no doubt anymore. This is real. Our neighbors are murdering people. They're chopping them up. They're burying them in their backyard. Ray... This is Walter.
[They both scream]

Art: Rumsfield and I, we flushed them out. We wrote a note, we slipped it under the door, we rang the bell and then we ran.
Ray Peterson: You did that?
Art: Yeah.
Ray Peterson: [Jumps up] OH GEEZ! STUPID IDI - I can't believe you - -
[Crushes a beer can]
Art: All I did was write, "I know what you've done". That's all. I didn't sign it.
Ray Peterson: OH! I can't belie - YOU STUPID... GOD!
Art: You gotta goose these people every once in a while. You gotta give them a little shot, give them a little whack, let them know that you're there.

Ray Peterson: [chanting] I'm not going to listen to this, I'm not going to here this now.
Art: Ray! Ray! Your chanting!
[points to book]
Art: Ray, unconscious chanting... your chanting!
Ray Peterson: [continues Chanting with fingers in ears]
Art: [chants] I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal.
Art: Hey, once they get in here,
[points to Ray's head]
Art: its over pal.

over-rated all time classics