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    A new federal law signed by President Barack Obama on Wednesday will force states to ban all such transactions within the next two years or face losing federal funding.

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    I mean, c'mon...

    Pregnant woman and her friend are rescued from mountain - then minutes later drive down boat ramp into ocean and DROWN

    • Melissa Moyer, 38, was visiting friend Amy Stiner, 37, who was five months pregnant, in Machias, Maine when they drowned at around 9 p.m. Tuesday
    • The pair got lost while hiking at Roque Bluff State Park but were found by an off-duty firefighter and dropped to the parking lot to collect their vehicle
    • Authorities believe Stiner accidentally took a wrong turn in the heavy fog and followed the road, which turns into a boat ramp
    • If she had turned left, the road would have led the women to town
    • The friends made a last tragic 911 call as the car was filling up with water, but the car had sunk by the time sheriff's deputies got to the scene



    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz2a0AiSCpE

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    You cant cheat death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    You cant cheat death.
    Yeah, it becomes significantly more difficult when you drive your car into the ocean.

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    How do you not get out of the car? Roll the widows don and G T F O. If the widows don't work for some reason then worse comes to worse you wait till the car fills up and the pressure is equal and open the door and swim away.

    I just don't see how driving down a boat ramps ends up in death.
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    How do you not get out of the car? Roll the widows don and G T F O. If the widows don't work for some reason then worse comes to worse you wait till the car fills up and the pressure is equal and open the door and swim away.

    I just don't see how driving down a boat ramps ends up in death.
    Yeah, I hate being the armchair QB in accidental deaths - but this strikes me as absurd. How helpless can you be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    How do you not get out of the car? Roll the widows don and G T F O. If the widows don't work for some reason then worse comes to worse you wait till the car fills up and the pressure is equal and open the door and swim away.

    I just don't see how driving down a boat ramps ends up in death.
    Think about that. The car is sinking as you are sitting. It's going to the bottom....you have to think fast, react fast, and hope NOTHING slows you down......either getting the window down as water is rushing into your face..you hope you swallow enough air. What if your car has nothing but electic windows....and can't roll down under water? Then you have to simply sit still until the car hits bottom and the car fills up??? crap... now you better hope that the car door DOES open!! What if you can't get the door open as simply as you say it will open? Not to mention... you are sitting in a car at the bottom of the lake, waiting for it to fill..... no pressure.

    I guess one doesn't know what kind of boat ram this is.... is it one where it drives gradually down....or did she have enough speed to drive past the ramp... and it drops off?
    (the previous comment was not directed at any particular individual and was not intended to slander,disrespect or offend any reader of said statement)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    "Andre Johnson was rushed to hospital along with his penis on Wednesday after he jumped from a second-floor balcony at a building in Hollywood"

    "The incident happened so quickly, that by the time friends made it to the ground floor, Mr Johnson was on his feet and 'running around screaming'
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    I haven't seen anywhere in the news any 5 years olds chopping off their balls.

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    http://www.thenewsnerd.com/local/bey...nds-criticism/

    “We are very disappointed in the failure of the public to recognize the existence of a divine Deity walking among them,” the church’s founder Pauline John Andrews stated.” Deity’s often walk the Earth in their flesh form. Beyonce will transcend back to the spirit once her work here on Mother Earth has been completed.”
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    More Americans have been killed by New England Patriots players than by Ebola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Very poor planning on his part. If you are going to chop off your wedding tackle prior to a suicide attempt make damned sure you jump from something much much higher than a second story balcony
    “What fresh hell is this?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Holy geez. How does a dude cut off his own dick then walks to a ledge and jumps off of only two stories.... while SOBER?

    I suspect foul play. Unless he admitted to it all. Then he's just a lot of sandwiches short of a picnic... or a lot of bricks short of a building.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Blame the last girl he stuck it in. What did she have?! That would drive a man to cut it off and jump off a balcony?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    He went from the Wu-Tang Clan to the No-Wang Clan
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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