I'll start it off:
Two men are out deer hunting. Suddenly, one drops unconsious to the ground.
In a panic, the other rips out his cell phone and calls 911. The operator
answers.
"My partner just dropped!" the hunter exclaims excitedly. "I think he had a
heart attack, and he's dead!"
"Now take it easy and calm down," the operator responds. "First, we have
to make sure he's dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears BANG!
"Okay," says the hunter, "now what?"
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