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    Default Perverse Verse: Chargers

    Don't put any poetry or prose in here unless it insults the Chargers.
    (Oh, okay . . . we'll give Chargers fans equal time in here.
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    So here we are in the land of the dolts,
    The only place where the owner revolts,
    Where balmy weather rules the day
    And defensive tackles look like Ellie Mae.

    Who's the head coach?
    You never know from day to day,
    Today he's got you in the playoffs,
    Tomorrow he's on his way.

    But my mother said always say something nice,
    And I finally thought of something, after thinking once or twice,
    Even tho' the Super Bowl, the dolts have never seen,
    I must say, to this very day, their trophy case looks very clean.

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    Though He slay me, I will trust in Him . . . (Job 13:15)


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    Easy to dust empty shelves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronco Bible View Post
    Easy to dust empty shelves
    LMAO!! go head and give it a try Mr. Cricket!!

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    man get out of here you should be at your 2nd job now...
    that was great you have a future...

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    Talking Maybe you guys will have better luck against the bye

    Well I have to tell ya I was really surprised
    Just how bad things are in Denver I now have realized
    When the 41-3 beat down last Sunday materialized
    And now Denver is beat into the ground and Neutralized
    With thunder and lightning Denver was Pulverized
    And must take this time off to get reorganized

    Good luck to you guys until we meet again
    And beat your butts much to your chagrin!

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    Man oh man the AFCW is a herd of turds
    Stinking up this season for no good reason
    Our players and coaches have committed high treason

    Now luck is on the Chargers side
    Time for LT to step up and not hide
    Turnaround our season and stop this slide
    Sixty minute football is the rule we must abide
    Come Christmas eve our teams will collide
    And we will cast Denver into the great divide

    So Denver fans better buy up plenty of booze
    Come Christmas eve game your team is going to lose

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    I am sick of stats and he said she said crap
    It's time to bring this thread back from it's nap
    And lay down a slap of rhyming smack

    Letting you Broncos know x-mas eve your teams going to suck
    Because old Shanahan is all out of his little pixie dust luck
    And from the young QB Cutler the football we will pluck
    As all the the Charger fans cheer for LT and he says shucks

    So stock up now you poor little ponies
    You'll need plenty of booze after you lose
    Come X-mas eve your team will be exposed as phonies
    And that people is no baloney!!

    Bring it !!!!

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    Bring it you say, i'm headed your way
    Christmas eve's new name, is now d day
    The broncos have begun their attack, and i shall lead the smack
    Here we come bolt fans, watch your back.

    Little phil-omina is in serious trouble
    You might want to get him his own body double
    it wont be his 3 picks, or the one for six
    it will be the battered bruise carcas that they cant fix

    Gates, jacksons, and the other guys will be of no use
    Norv hates, our actions, when we never call truce
    mikey takes, fractions, of bolts honor like a slueth
    hidden in wakes, with passion, you know this is the truth
    As Jay fakes, play action, hes now thrown a duece
    Travis breaks, through with traction, he runs harder then a moose


    john lynches hit, will be a real stomach churner
    he went from 1st to 5th rd tender, that poor michael turner.
    you've got one player left, the old mvp
    little miss sunshine, aka LT
    after a slaughter you'll crawl to your brige and then go under
    you want it, it brought it, you called down the thunder!
    Last edited by underrated29; 12-07-2007 at 10:48 PM.
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

    Players I want:
    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
    Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
    Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell

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    There's this team that we call the Bolts
    Who have played like a bunch of lame Dolts
    Since Turner's been there
    The Chargers suck air
    In the end, the fans will revolt
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

    Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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    Rivers is now public enemy # 1
    Left Denver sucking their thumbs
    To bad Cutler can't play ball
    Let Denver fans all have a big fall
    While us Charger fans are all walking tall

    We haven't owned Denver like this since 1963
    We went to mile high and Cutler down your tree
    We've won four in row and look primed for more
    While in Denver they look to the draft
    To try and fix their team of crap!!
    Last edited by sanluis; 01-02-2008 at 12:00 AM.

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    Default D is fro Denver!!!

    Bates is so great he is going to turn our D around
    Instead Denver's D is soft and get pushed into the ground
    Our Denver team will now be so much better I heard again and again
    What really happened, ......sure it made me grin
    Your team sucked just like I said it would
    Mikes master plan ended up in the trash can
    And Bronco playoff hopes are nothing but a broken dream
    The way Denver played must have made you all scream
    Because your team got creamed by the likes of the Oakland Raiders
    Have fun starting your mock drafts and hope your team can master it's craft
    If you think things will be better next year you surely must be daft!!!

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    64-6 sure must make Denver sick
    The Chargers beat em with a big stick
    Last in the Division could be what I envision
    When 2008 opens with fan's full of derision's
    Calling for the coaches head
    Wishing they still had old Jake the snake instead
    Pining away for that fender bending bearded head
    But Denver is stuck with our new Butler Jay Cutler
    Much to Denver's collective dread!!!

    Last edited by sanluis; 01-03-2008 at 01:28 PM.

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    Talking Denver sucks!

    Next year looks like more of the same
    No oline or dline and a wide out that is lame
    These ponies sure are tame now during the game
    I wonder who Mike is going to try to blame
    When another season goes up in flames!!

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    Default Where have all the ponies gone

    Where have all the ponies gone
    None around to bang their gong
    Like their players they have all run to smoke their bongs
    As Mike prepares to write his swan song

    Cheer up little Cutler don't be sad
    You get paid a lot of money and should be glad
    Pick up your chin and wipe off that grin
    Your play sucks much to Denver's chagrin
    Maybe they should trade up again
    And get another bargain basement quarter back
    To try to improve Cutler's weak ass attack

    Now don't just sit their sucking your thumb
    Thinking how much you hope the Chargers go one and done
    Throw down a rhyme and lay it down fine
    None of that weak crap that has been coming from your traps!!!

    Bring it ponys!!!

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    Rivers get it straight, your skills are sub par!
    Just because you play on a good team, doesnt mean you are!
    Your team has only now started to traverse the wall
    And they are doing so much better when you dont throw the ball.
    Your little probowl stint made you feel cozy and warm all over
    Now that the league has seen you, you couldnt make it back witha 4 leaf clvr
    I ran out of room and had to abbreviate
    to bad for you and your poor skills there arent pills to aleviate
    Balls to balls cutler owns you in every category good grief
    you think you are the next best thing, but your the next ryan leaf
    Half of our team is rookies or 2nd years
    Now they got some PT, next year you will be at home drinking the beers
    Watching us in the playoffs. As we begin our annual decade run
    10 years are over and man BACK 2 BACK superbowls are fun
    We'd ask you the same thing but you are too young
    And what does your team think? Oh, snap- they have never done one.
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

    Players I want:
    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
    Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
    Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell

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