Thread: Perverse Verse: Chargers

I am pulling for every team (except Baltimore) against the Bolts this year...for all the good it'll do.

Bolts are playing sik right now...

Originally Posted by Broncolingus

I am pulling for every team (except Baltimore) against the Bolts this year...for all the good it'll do.

Bolts are playing sik right now...

I'm not sure I want to try "Broncolingus" my friend
Sounds like something the farmers do for a bit of equine end
I just wonder why you sport those discredited pics
Everyone knows the top is JW with photoshop tricks
But hey, I get how the Bolts must rub you sore
Some Donkfans surely hate them to the core
So the rest of us can kick back and enjoy the trip
And you can go out to pasture and let your lingus rip!

You are on a roll.

The only problem I have is one thing
The chargers finally winning a ring
Their smack would have a painful sting
Right now all the talk don't mean a damn thing

With the fans as arrogant now as they are
The talking and boasting already gone too far
They already think they're a shining star
If they could only get their heads in their car

I can't imagine what life here would be like
Their egotistical none sense would sorely spike
Bragging and boasting about their tyke
It would forever change their damaged psych

They brag and boast with nothing to show
After winning a super bowl where would it go?

Originally Posted by Day1BroncoFan

The only problem I have is one thing
The chargers finally winning a ring
Their smack would have a painful sting
Right now all the talk don't mean a damn thing

With the fans as arrogant now as they are
The talking and boasting already gone too far
They already think they're a shining star
If they could only get their heads in their car

I can't imagine what life here would be like
Their egotistical none sense would sorely spike
Bragging and boasting about their tyke
It would forever change their damaged psych

They brag and boast with nothing to show
After winning a super bowl where would it go?

Awesome.

What can I say about Jets/Bolts?
Reminds me frankly of Denver/Colts
Like post-season kryptonite it seems to me
Just another year of what refuses to be
What a gack, a colossal choke
yes for another year at our expense you can joke
There are no excuses, just wasted skill
Watching our unending suffering is yours to thrill
Even I am left with little to say
Even as for another year's tickets, I'm bound to pay.

AND for those of you that savored the LT "Electric Glide", I discovered that LT had two "lost verses" to end it and here they are (if you watch it, you'll see they fit perfectly. . .)

Choke in the playoffs
Choke in the playoffs

Watch the Superbowl on TV
Watch the Superbowl on TV.

Is Kyle Orton the worlds biggest chump?
Or is he happy that he wasn't taken to the dumper
Like the other bearded wonder Jake the fake Plummer

I don't know how this season will go in Denver
It will probably be so bad you all go on a bender
End up with a hang over from all the thunder
As the Chargers put Denver six feet under!!

Kyle Orton really needs to get paid
Worse than Timmy-Tebow needs to get laid
While the Nuder-Dame kid just looks afraid

Nice QB management in Denver

Denver's new mascot
We call it the Quinn!!!!!
With him you will never win!!

The tides have turned and your best guys are sitting out hard
But san diego, up their sleaves, has no more ace card
Your skill postion holes, just keep getting bigger
because now you are under the barrell and we are the trigger!
your little bolt charge is down below zero
watch as our new OL splits you like an embryo
And dont forget about the messiah Timmy T
He will part your sorry arse, team like the red sea
with tra thomas and no marcuse mcneil
we are the lions, little phillis is the veal
Long live Al davis is a common saying around here
But any bronco fan would love to by AJ a beer.


what a bunch of chumps.

Originally Posted by sanluis

Is Kyle Orton the worlds biggest chump?
Or is he happy that he wasn't taken to the dumper
Like the other bearded wonder Jake the fake Plummer

I don't know how this season will go in Denver
It will probably be so bad you all go on a bender
End up with a hang over from all the thunder
As the Chargers put Denver six feet under!!

Your passage didn't rhyme
Until the last line,
But other than that
You did fine.

How'ya doin', San Luis,
My little friend?
Good to see ya here,
Tho' your team's glory's about to end.

Which is a shame,
Still no Lombardi,
So you'll have to find
Another reason to party.

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Time to dig this thread out of the grime
To leave it dead would be a crime
Remember when you reply to make it rhyme

Denver is next up for the lightning Bolt!
We will make your coach look like a dolt
As the Chargers scores hit him with a jolt
1.21 gigawatts will fry you little colts


There is a storm brewing in San Diego
For two weeks it has been stewing

Look out little ponies!!!!!!!


Welcome to San Diego.. now ****!!!

After Sunday. . .

Bronco Nation thinks Mickey is great

Even though beating the Chiefs came quite late

But the Chargers will win - Phillip Rivers will grin

Sending Mickey's team home in a crate

As a coach, Mickey thinks he is god

Though his performance has been rather odd

But the Chargers will show - that Mickey needs to grow

And they'll expose him for being a fraud

Hey mntman have
you sold out on your team like
you sold all your vowels?