Thread: Perverse Verse: Chargers

Time to get ready for week number one
After the first snap the Raiders will know they are done
Raiders will be watching as we have our fun
Running up and down the field at will
Causing the Raider fans eyes to fill
And the Cable mans blood to spill
As Raider notion leaves Monday night filling ill!!


Here's to six more years bi-aches!!!

Good gosh I had fun watching Denver in Seattle
That display must have made Denver fans babble
Throwing the ball with the left hand Orton did dabble
Like Jake the Snake all rattled during the battle
Against the Chargers Denver fans will be herded like cattle
As in quarter number three they will all want to skedaddle!!

too long i have held out of this thread
as superbowl dreams have bounced back in your head
Its time to set the record strait
Its time to show you your true fate
buckle up, lock the gate
becuase U29 is going to regulate

Some habits die easy, some die hard
orton throwing like plummer, brings back old scars
But you just got a teasy, from our new shard
An explosive hand grenade, someone who runs hard
a replica of TDeasy, its the changing of the guard
Knowshon trucks like a hummer, but burns the tar

While we battle with the toughest teams
you get to glide through with relative ease
with 10-6 you will be ready to boast
when your defense faces Knowhon
you will be toast.

Could the Raiders be any worse
Saddled with the Al Davis Curse
For six years the fans bubble has burst
Drinking all that kool-aid and thinking they will come in first
Their mascara smeared as for a win they thirst



Come Monday night the Devastation will be epic
Lightning and thunder will cauterize the wounds no need for antiseptic
Snatching off your silver and black glasses
Stomping them on the ground after kicking your asses
Leaving your team in a pile of ashes
As all your RatTurd hopes tumble down and crashes!!

Six more years biaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much to my shagrin another year of lies begin
Will Al Davis get his hands on the prize again
Or should I grab the Excedrin as they all tell my brethren
"Never 'gain, you won't even sniff your 7th win!"

So while we're detoured to dead ends and off ramps
We're stuck watching early exits from soft champs
Playoff beatdowns are not what the fans wanted
So stop choking as if Cable had his hands on it

My team's a mess, so riddled with their odd ways
While you're team is second fiddle to the Padres
The Dolt Fan Club I reckon is maxed out
West Champs, still threatened by blackouts

Let me repent and give the west representatives
Credit if they played like they weren't set on sedatives
Our last six has been my f***ing vice, man
But at least we haven't sucked for our lifespan

I salute your team with this little freestyle
'Cause tonight I know you God on speed dial
Mudholes in your ass, you saw that we were stompin' it
Too bad we don't have a quarterback that's competent

We'll Seymour wins, just not this very sec
We still have to tear the necks of all our derelicts
Our next game, pack some band aids and bring stitches
Oh did I mention... we still got three rings, bitches!

Props to DS one of the best Raider fans of all times
He brings it every time with his skillful Rhymes
The way you guys lost that game was a crime

The Al Davis curse is what keeps your team the worst
With Jamarcus Russel causing all hope to burst
Once again this season your team wont be coming in first.
But sweeping Denver might quell some of your thirst!!


Stay lucky San Diego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck to Denver come this Sunday
I sure hope we all have a fun day
Up in the Rockies our teams will play
And an egg I hope we don't lay!!


Good luck Denver!!!!

Well it looks like we are the only ones left
And you all know you can't blame the ref

Into the playoffs we go to rep the AFC west
while the other teams stay home and rest
Please don't hate us while we continue our quest
Hop on board and cheer for us to be the best

after all we come from your division
don't let that hate blur your vision!!

Happy New year

The chargers in the playoffs no doubt
Waiting to see if it's the usual one and out
If it happens don't come here and pout

The first six games we won with some luck
The rest of our season mostly was suck
Now all are bitching and passing the buck

Irrelevance may be Denver's hallmark
Hearts as empty as Invesco's car park
Next year you get a whole 'nother shot
(hopefully watching with those tickets you bought)
Now let me be first to welcome you on board
We'll not behave rudely or untoward
Time to ride the Bolt frenzy all the way
Until we claim a victory on Superbowl Sunday
Put away that Orange and blue
throw on a shining bolt or two
And celebrate the juggernaut that's gaining steam
Rising to to the top of the NFL, that's us, the cream.

^^^^^Love it^^^^^

Careful Bolt, im trying real hard to pull for ya but if your going to rub my nose in it ill be going to the Manning camp hoping he sticks a horsehoe up your ass.

Originally Posted by Northman

Careful Bolt, im trying real hard to pull for ya but if your going to rub my nose in it ill be going to the Manning camp hoping he sticks a horsehoe up your ass.

Why don't I believe that?

Originally Posted by Northman

Careful Bolt, im trying real hard to pull for ya but if your going to rub my nose in it ill be going to the Manning camp hoping he sticks a horsehoe up your ass.

Northman my friend welcome to our party
Not trying to be a jerk or even smarty
Manning and the Colts you should hate the most
about clobbering Shanarat they can all boast
Let Division rivals on us take a big flyah
like joining hands for a round of Kumbay-ah
Let's get some respect for the West
Even if it means proclaiming us the NFL's best
A tough pill to swallow for sweet GEM I know
The thought of our first ring's brilliant glow
Many here will be bereft of their fall back position
No more empty trophy case to sustain their derision
Look on the brightside the polish will come cheaper
With one more fan base to buy some when beat by a sleeper
Even I'm not ready yet to crown our great franchise
But I'll sure as hell be behind em, as they try to win the grand prize!

Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU

Northman my friend welcome to our party
Not trying to be a jerk or even smarty
Manning and the Colts you should hate the most
about clobbering Shanarat they can all boast
Let Division rivals on us take a big flyah
like joining hands for a round of Kumbay-ah
Let's get some respect for the West
Even if it means proclaiming us the NFL's best
A tough pill to swallow for sweet GEM I know
The thought of our first ring's brilliant glow
Many here will be bereft of their fall back position
No more empty trophy case to sustain their derision
Look on the brightside the polish will come cheaper
With one more fan base to buy some when beat by a sleeper
Even I'm not ready yet to crown our great franchise
But I'll sure as hell be behind em, as they try to win the grand prize!

That was actually better than your first one.