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    Its not our chant that brought our AFCW rule
    It's our D and Mr. LT that takes Denver to School
    Makes old Mike Shanahan look quite the fool
    64-6 has to make Old Mike sick
    That poor old coach is a *****!
    As his team goes out and lays a brick
    Fourth down failures being his new trick
    Hey Mike! Maybe next year try to score more than just six.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broncospsycho77 View Post
    Grammar is a virtue, old Sparkler fan
    Your argument is null with so many errors in this span
    Well step in and show us how its done
    Give it a try and have some fun!!

    (Otherwise your post is null!! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by turftoad View Post
    You must be doing exercises for that hole of yours
    Maybe for your cellmate before dropping to all fours?
    Oh my bad, you aren't a fan of the Silver and Black
    Nevertheless Donkfan let your team get a td before you talk smack.
    Nice to see folks criticize those with the guts to rumble
    While they sit on the sidelines watching their franchise crumble
    Try to man up and take some poetry out for a whirl
    Then move out of your folks' basement, and someday maybe, kiss a girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanluis View Post
    Well step in and show us how its done
    Give it a try and have some fun!!

    (Otherwise your post is null!! )
    Charger fan, oh Charger fan, how sorry can you be?
    Spitting insult after insult, why the cruel heartedness from thee?

    Regardless of your franchise's disarray
    And Norv's awful coaching style
    The Broncos will wait for that fateful day
    To give revenge surely worthwhile

    The players, what a disgrace
    There's no passion on the field
    And Merriman and the gang better brace
    For what Cutler and co. have concealed

    Be ready for a ruthless barrage
    The plans we have in store
    For Cutler and his entourage
    Can do nothing more than score

    Tearing up that Charger D
    Will come as natural as that Rocky Mountain air
    And wait until Cromartie can see
    He's just a poser who's unaware

    BMarsh will fly
    And Cromartie will cry
    As he simply can no longer pursue

    Jay has the plan
    And with just a quick scan
    He'll leave the Chargers' D all askew

    Charger fan oh Charger fan, what is so hard to ascertain?
    You have asked and now you shall receive,
    For the Broncos rule this domain!
    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    But what can you say to an intelligent Raider fan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU View Post
    Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
    Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
    Booooooooo!

    My man BOU it's almost good to see you
    Kinda like Rosie O'Donnell in a thong and see-though
    Some Cinderella story, just look at the b-tch rot
    Sill coming to the dance in a stained dress and flip flops
    Instead of mingling with champions, she was told to kick rocks
    Forget Gatorade, the skank was drenched from a piss pot
    And now the Charger trophy questions are starting to mount
    So instead I'll ask a question where you can actually count
    How many years left before your team runs out of steam
    Watching them fail is like crushing my litte brother's dreams
    If you were smarter long ago, you wouldve chosen another team
    You're the Arizona Cardinals just with a different color scheme
    Two playoff wins in 13 years doesn't make you a lock
    More like a flash in a pan like burning shrimps on a Wok
    Trust me, you don't wanna grow balls in this fight
    Just take a seat like Tomlinson and call it a night
    Before I rip off your fake crown and take piss in your chalice
    Yeah you're sitting on a throne... renting space in my palace
    My throne's too big for you as you kick your little feet in my air
    Wait that's not a throne, it's the AFC West highchair!
    Just as sure as my sigs rock a bevy of hotties with heavenly bodies
    Bolts may Own U but I own everybody
    Get the analogy my fickle little fiend
    I gamble with $100s, your stuggling on nickle machines
    And don't bother putting gang references in heavy rotation
    Like saying Alcatraz is the Raider Fan's location
    And if you use verses about guns being our only vocation
    My next lyrics won't clap you, they'll give a standing ovation
    Remember that before I have to demolish your grill
    Now let me polish my trophy while you polish up on your skills
    Last edited by Devilspawn; 04-04-2008 at 08:10 PM.

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    Scorched earth is all that can be seen for miles around
    No coach, GM or talent can be found
    What happened to the ponies is so profound
    The once proud franchise is now broken Down
    Leaving their fans with nothing but frowns

    I know it's not nice to come in here and clown around
    Knock you around and grind Denver fans into the ground
    But some still can't comprehend the beat down that was 07
    64-6 for the Charger you know it was just like heaven

    In 08 things are going to be great
    Filling Denver fans with tons of Charger hate
    As Rivers points to the scoreboard and ends all debate!
    When the last few Denver fans see the Chargers annihilate !!!
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    enialate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by topscribe View Post
    enialate?

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    LOL!! wow, I messed that up!

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    When the Broncos take the field this fall,
    They're going to run into Phyllis.
    When he sees the blood in the eyes of Doom and all,
    He'll say, "Look out boys, they're here to kill us."

    A bad mistake ol' Phyllis made
    when he opened his big mouth to Jay,
    He'll find that what Jay then weighed
    Was not what it is today.

    While Jay steps up behind his retooled line
    And completes pass after pass,
    Phyllis' day won't be so fine;
    He's going to spend it on his . . . well, you know . . .

    Shanny's going to be like Stonewall Jackson,
    Remember him, "the white of your eyes"?
    By the time the Broncos begin to take action,
    The dolts won't look so big in size.

    Just remember what I said about that fateful day
    When the Broncos take the field this fall,
    When the dolts pray for the Broncos to go away,
    And the dolts will all retire from football.



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    Quote Originally Posted by topscribe View Post
    enialate?

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    Looks like he uses "Hooked on Phonics"

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    Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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    Here's a Charger Chant to the beat of T.I.'s - Top Back. . .

    I remember the days of Stan Humphries,
    before Marty and Norv started takin' dumpies.
    When Natron Means was totin' the rock,
    and the Chargers deserved their stock.
    They might have an up and comer in Cromartie,
    but as long as Champ is in the West they ain't sniffin' the Lombardi.

    As far as their QB goes, I hear he's ******* retarded,
    run his mouth like a housewife and the beatin' gets started.
    When Tim Crowder on the prowl Rivers ass be dearly departed,
    if Dumervil wit' him you better call an ambulance because he's gettin' carted.
    I ain't prayin' for an injury,
    but just pointin' out that with Rivers, the Chargers are history.

    So they got a LaDanian,
    but he's a has-been if you know what I'm sayin'.
    Maybe a never-was if ya understand,
    not enough talent on his own to take 'em to the promise land.
    Gettin' up in age, losin' speed on his wheels,
    next off-season you can catch him workin' at Scheels.

    Another rhyme for Phyllis the little bitch,
    2008 gonna be the year where he hit up Champ and Dre for a couple pick six.
    As the saying says you can't teach an old dog new tricks,
    and the fact of football is that Phyllis Rivers sucks ****.
    Phyllis Rivers drops it like it's hot,
    on the otherhand Jay Cutty always hit the G-Spot.

    That's all for now.

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    What's going to happen to Phyllis Rivers' mouth
    When the dolts game
    Comes up lame,
    And their season has gone south?

    Rumors abound, go round and round,
    That a housefly came to his mouth to stay,
    But it was open so wide, with no place to hide,
    It packed up and flew the hell away.

    But you'll have to agree if you just stop and see
    That Phyllis doesn't crow after every game,
    For when the dolts choked (nay, they nearly croaked),
    Phyllis settled on the excuse that he'd gone lame.

    It's true, Phyllis doesn't bay every single day
    A game takes place, my friend,
    When they lose, he'd rather choose
    To let LT cry when it comes to an end.



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    Denver has coach that is orange
    He was an Oakland Raider Orphan
    People remember Mike as the wizard
    Without Elway and TD he is just a lizard
    Stacking up losses like snow in a blizzard
    Without cheating the cap Mike is just a *******

    Last season Denver's behinds got blistered
    64-6 gave Denver fans few reasons to cheer
    Nothing to do in the stands except throw down your beer
    And Lear at your neighbor's rear!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanluis View Post

    Denver has coach that is orange
    He was an Oakland Raider Orphan
    People remember Mike as the wizard
    Without Elway and TD he is just a lizard
    Stacking up losses like snow in a blizzard
    Without cheating the cap Mike is just a *******

    Last season Denver's behinds got blistered
    64-6 gave Denver fans few reasons to cheer
    Nothing to do in the stands except throw down your beer
    And Lear at your neighbor's rear!!!
    Come on sanluis I've see you do better
    get your rhyming down cause you’re a go getter
    Your poem is terrible and lame
    You’re way off your normal game

    Your team is a joke any your coach a roach
    The only wins you’ll get are the ones you poach
    Merry.

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    okay, charger fans
    enjoy the top while you still can
    you may have enough for one more year
    but the end is clearly drawing near
    and your window is nearly closed
    when LT retires watch phyliss get exposed
    and it sounds like 'roid boy's knee is wrecked
    wonder what he'll find to inject?
    soon i expect, your decline
    will be easy for all to detect
    you think AJ will save the day?
    he'll be orchestarting the move to LA. . .
    “When we do find that guy, we’ve got to have the continuity on the offensive side to where we can train him and develop him and get him there. This is our fourth offense in probably three or four years. Quarterbacks need to be developed. You don’t find one ready-made. We got to have a solid system in place for when we do go after whatever guy it may be, a young guy or a trade or whatnot.”
    - John Elway

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