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    Rated you are a good man
    Denver is lucky to have you as a fan
    You bring a good game
    your smack is almost never lame
    You keep Denver's flame burning
    Even when their play leaves your stomach churning!!

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    Thanks for the props san
    same for you and charger land
    Just a shame travis let me down
    as now i look like an azz clown
    But i havent tallied up the yards
    even though i know you hold all the cards
    So maybe next year
    i will be the one to cheer
    but since i didnt take first
    i am prepared, do your worst

    and there it shall stay
    until we win again someday
    Hopefully soon, hopefully fast
    enjoy your victory because it wont last


    Good luck in the playoffs. I still dont want you to win for rivers little show. But your reppin the west so show them how we do it over here. (or how we (broncos) used too.)
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

    Players I want:
    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
    Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
    Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell

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    sanluis, talk now while you can
    you know quite well that norv doesn't have a plan
    a hope, a prayer or a clue
    when you reach the playoffs, what will he do?
    fail, there's no doubt
    once again the sparklers will be one and out
    they'll dance on your bolt while 53 dolts
    can do nothing about it but pout


    stay classy san diego!



    “When we do find that guy, we’ve got to have the continuity on the offensive side to where we can train him and develop him and get him there. This is our fourth offense in probably three or four years. Quarterbacks need to be developed. You don’t find one ready-made. We got to have a solid system in place for when we do go after whatever guy it may be, a young guy or a trade or whatnot.”
    - John Elway

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogfish View Post
    sanluis, talk now while you can
    you know quite well that norv doesn't have a plan
    a hope, a prayer or a clue
    when you reach the playoffs, what will he do?
    fail, there's no doubt
    once again the sparklers will be one and out
    they'll dance on your bolt while 53 dolts
    can do nothing about it but pout


    stay classy san diego!


    One more week to tweak your beak.
    Next up are the Colts for my lightning Bolts
    No one and done for us living in the sun
    Leaving you guys bummed while we have more fun

    Payedaton is scared of our team
    Last he saw us he threw some picks
    Hell, he threw a new record of six!!
    Still the Colts should have won that game
    My hope this time is that we don't look lame
    Leave Payton mad and blaming his line again
    As the Chargers move on to NE much to your chagrin!!

    STAY LUCKY SAN DIEGO!!!!

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    Talking NFLs worst nightmare!!

    Dogfish my man your rhymes are mighty fine
    This Sunday my Chargers will put it all on the line
    It will be a huge upset to all the network heads
    As our Chargers beat the Pats and knock the CEOs dead
    Much to all the Corporations massive dread

    A storm is coming to New England
    Thunder and Lightning for the NFL it will be frightening
    When their chosen team ends up being a wet dream
    Cutting the Super Bowl advertising revenue in half will make them scream
    As the San Diego Super Chargers knock out the NFL's chosen team!!
    Last edited by sanluis; 01-18-2008 at 01:08 AM.

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    This year the commish opens Monday night with a battle of the worst
    Is this really wise to go to the hole with Denver and Oakland first
    I hate to burst the winners bubble, they are still in deep trouble
    When they meet the Chargers all hope is going to crumble
    Because your new QBs are just going to fumble
    As the fans all boo as their teams stumble and bumble the game away

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    Chargers suck,
    I kicked a duck,
    WTF?

    The Chargers are over rated,
    Rivers likes to be penetrated,

    Marty's gone,
    Merrysman smokes the bong,
    but thats better than rivers smokin the dong,

    Turner chokes,
    LT is stoked,
    Not on past accolades, but retirement days.

    Chargers a few good years, isnt worth the tears.
    Nor the beers or scandalous jeers they take as fans.
    Every Charger chick eventually gets boned by a Bronco fan.

    Thanks MO for the wicked Sig.

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    For the first time in a long time,
    The dolts weren't one and done,
    They began to chime that life was sublime,
    They were going to New England to have some fun.

    Why did Rivers go quiet after filliing the air
    With the trump of an elk and the breath of a bear?
    When the game was over, and they were all through with it,
    Did his humiliation of defeat have anything to do with it?

    Well, the season is long over,
    And the trophy case is still bare,
    I'll look in my mom's old trunk for some knick-knacks and junk,
    And send them to our Charger friends.

    They've just got to put something there . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by claymore View Post
    Chargers suck,
    I kicked a duck,
    WTF?

    The Chargers are over rated,
    Rivers likes to be penetrated,

    Marty's gone,
    Merrysman smokes the bong,
    but thats better than rivers smokin the dong,

    Turner chokes,
    LT is stoked,
    Not on past accolades, but retirement days.

    Chargers a few good years, isnt worth the tears.
    Nor the beers or scandalous jeers they take as fans.
    Every Charger chick eventually gets boned by a Bronco fan.

    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by claymore View Post
    Chargers suck,
    I kicked a duck,
    WTF?

    The Chargers are over rated,
    Rivers likes to be penetrated,

    Marty's gone,
    Merrysman smokes the bong,
    but thats better than rivers smokin the dong,

    Turner chokes,
    LT is stoked,
    Not on past accolades, but retirement days.

    Chargers a few good years, isnt worth the tears.
    Nor the beers or scandalous jeers they take as fans.
    Every Charger chick eventually gets boned by a Bronco fan.

    Poetry at its finest; it brought a tear to my eye.
    Can't wait for the season to make Rivers cry!
    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    But what can you say to an intelligent Raider fan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by topscribe View Post
    For the first time in a long time,
    The dolts weren't one and done,
    They began to chime that life was sublime,
    They were going to New England to have some fun.

    Why did Rivers go quiet after filliing the air
    With the trump of an elk and the breath of a bear?
    When the game was over, and they were all through with it,
    Did his humiliation of defeat have anything to do with it?

    Well, the season is long over,
    And the trophy case is still bare,
    I'll look in my mom's old trunk for some knick-knacks and junk,
    And send them to our Charger friends.

    They've just got to put something there . . .

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    Nice work Tops!!!

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    Time for this lyrical master to lay down his track
    Scything down Donkfans with my brutal attack
    These streets belong to the Bolts of San Diego
    Nevermind the average Donkfan living out of an old winnebago
    Kicking you donkeys when you're down seems unfair
    Surely your teams plain suckulence must be tough to bear
    Cutler is an underperforming whiner, that much is true
    Rivers however, without exception, beats you black and blue
    Even Shanarat knows who owns this division
    This year we'll destroy teams like nuclear fission
    Donkfans best get to know the History Channel
    They haven't been competitive since grunge bands and flannel
    Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
    Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
    Well, here's to a season full of great football
    Too bad we won't see any played when Denver gets the call
    Maybe a touchdown this season against us might you get
    Still, you've got better odds playing powerball than making that bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU View Post
    Time for this lyrical master to lay down his track
    Scything down Donkfans with my brutal attack
    These streets belong to the Bolts of San Diego
    Nevermind the average Donkfan living out of an old winnebago
    Kicking you donkeys when you're down seems unfair
    Surely your teams plain suckulence must be tough to bear
    Cutler is an underperforming whiner, that much is true
    Rivers however, without exception, beats you black and blue
    Even Shanarat knows who owns this division
    This year we'll destroy teams like nuclear fission
    Donkfans best get to know the History Channel
    They haven't been competitive since grunge bands and flannel
    Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
    Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
    Well, here's to a season full of great football
    Too bad we won't see any played when Denver gets the call
    Maybe a touchdown this season against us might you get
    Still, you've got better odds playing powerball than making that bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU View Post
    Time for this lyrical master to lay down his track
    Scything down Donkfans with my brutal attack
    These streets belong to the Bolts of San Diego
    Nevermind the average Donkfan living out of an old winnebago
    Kicking you donkeys when you're down seems unfair
    Surely your teams plain suckulence must be tough to bear
    Cutler is an underperforming whiner, that much is true
    Rivers however, without exception, beats you black and blue
    Even Shanarat knows who owns this division
    This year we'll destroy teams like nuclear fission
    Donkfans best get to know the History Channel
    They haven't been competitive since grunge bands and flannel
    Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
    Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
    Well, here's to a season full of great football
    Too bad we won't see any played when Denver gets the call
    Maybe a touchdown this season against us might you get
    Still, you've got better odds playing powerball than making that bet.
    Grammar is a virtue, old Sparkler fan
    Your argument is null with so many errors in this span
    Quote Originally Posted by OaklandRaider View Post
    But what can you say to an intelligent Raider fan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoltsOwnU View Post
    Time for this lyrical master to lay down his track
    Scything down Donkfans with my brutal attack
    These streets belong to the Bolts of San Diego
    Nevermind the average Donkfan living out of an old winnebago
    Kicking you donkeys when you're down seems unfair
    Surely your teams plain suckulence must be tough to bear
    Cutler is an underperforming whiner, that much is true
    Rivers however, without exception, beats you black and blue
    Even Shanarat knows who owns this division
    This year we'll destroy teams like nuclear fission
    Donkfans best get to know the History Channel
    They haven't been competitive since grunge bands and flannel
    Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
    Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
    Well, here's to a season full of great football
    Too bad we won't see any played when Denver gets the call
    Maybe a touchdown this season against us might you get
    Still, you've got better odds playing powerball than making that bet.


    Its about time you showed your face in here bou
    for a while i thought it just us two. (me and san)


    Master of rhymes or lord of the flies,
    a king among ants? or red spot on Micheal vicks thighs
    Thats what all dolts are there should be no surprise
    immaculate waste that all do despise
    a waste of talent, a waste of a team
    jake plummer will be back before you win something
    we got to sing, and we got the bling
    we got two fingers to show you.................
    one for each ring.

    You stepped in our lair
    and we laid down
    we were living on a prayer
    and played worse than funkytown
    but we will get up stand up
    we are no longer free fallin
    the broncos are fed up and will man up
    cuz damn DOOM is....BALLIN
    call it a hunch but it more than a feeling inside
    this is what will happen when worlds colide

    Broncos 50- bolts-0.
    you were the helpless famly and we were deneiro
    Last edited by underrated29; 04-04-2008 at 05:45 PM.
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

    Players I want:
    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
    Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
    Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell

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