Thread: 2024 random pre-draft ramblings

Bears fans are a trip. About 70% of them, from their FB posts and the like, hate Caleb Williams with a burning passion. I read it and I'm just thinking "holy shit what I wouldn't give for the Broncos to be in the Bears position and these dopes are upset because the kid wears nail polish"

****, and people think I'm some kind of neanderthal from the sticks, these loons live in a city with 10+ shootings a day and they're worried that their future FQB might be a bit "fruity"? I wouldn't give a shit if he showed up to Broncos camp in a tutu and cumbrella eyelashes, as long as he brought those feet and that arm IDGAF.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

Bears fans are a trip. About 70% of them, from their FB posts and the like, hate Caleb Williams with a burning passion. I read it and I'm just thinking "holy shit what I wouldn't give for the Broncos to be in the Bears position and these dopes are upset because the kid wears nail polish"

****, and people think I'm some kind of neanderthal from the sticks, these loons live in a city with 10+ shootings a day and they're worried that their future FQB might be a bit "fruity"? I wouldn't give a shit if he showed up to Broncos camp in a tutu and cumbrella eyelashes, as long as he brought those feet and that arm IDGAF.

Chazoe: I don't give a shit if he twerks after every TD pass. I lived through the QB carousel and that was awful.

Them: But he's gay and likes the men's tight ends.

Chazoe: He can actually see the tight end! Do you not remember Russ?

Them: He ****s dudes!

Chazoe: Our last seventeen QB's ****** the team!

I just watched the Sean Payton George Paton pre draft presser, a couple of thoughts.

Sean Payton damn near admitted that he thinks we'll have a high pick next year. He caught himself and shifted gears but reading between the lines was pretty easy on that particular slip up.

George Paton mentioned CB about a dozen times, that fool can't help himself. I'm at about 50% chance that we draft a CB now. This fool just can't help himself, he likes CBs the way I like lindor chocolates. He is pathetic.

They said they have 7 or 8 QBs they think can play in the NFL.

Hold on and watch the Terrion Arnold/Michael Pratt draft. It's gonna be a doozy. FML.

Quinyon Mitchell is CB1, imo.

Originally Posted by Simple Jaded

Quinyon Mitchell is CB1, imo.

yeah, that's why I predict we draft Arnold.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

Purdy was drafted.

Close enough.

Originally Posted by spikerman

I’m certainly no draft expert like a lot of you, but I do get “Mac Jones vibes” from McCarthy.

He has 1st round physical talent, not elite talent but there’s nothing he can’t do physically.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

I don't think any of us are draft experts. We have our preferences but none of us knows shit.

Draft nerds, more like.

Originally Posted by Simple Jaded

Draft nerds, more like.

Dork.

Here is a good Bo Nix breakdown. Pay attention to the guy in the bottom right at around the 16 minute mark. He talks about Bo's number of you take away the screens and pros, the numbers are still staggering.
Best sack avoidance EPA of all time.
#1 PFF passing grade (remember this is with screens and RPOs taken out of his equation)
#1 in turnover worthy play rate
2nd in EPA
2nd in success rate

People are sleeping on this kid so much. I just don't get it.

PS the dude on the top left is such a douchebag.

He's a real prospect. Not every viable QB prospect is going to be Josh Allen. He's probably tied with MPJ--a little less gifted physically than Penix--as a prospect imo.

Originally Posted by King87

He's a real prospect. Not every viable QB prospect is going to be Josh Allen. He's probably tied with MPJ--a little less gifted physically than Penix--as a prospect imo.

Kinda like king… king is a Real prospect, never gonna be chazoe, but falls somewhere as a little less gifted than jaded…

Originally Posted by Eddiemac87

Kinda like king… king is a Real prospect, never gonna be chazoe, but falls somewhere as a little less gifted than jaded…

I'm a piece of shit and the world would be better off without me. Big whiff, young man. Big whiff.

Originally Posted by King87

I'm a piece of shit and the world would be better off without me. Big whiff, young man. Big whiff.

Ouch… where does one go with that self deprecating post

As for the young man part…. I so wish.

Originally Posted by King87

I'm a piece of shit and the world would be better off without me. Big whiff, young man. Big whiff.

This is untrue. Though, it would help with the world's McRib supply.