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Thread: 49ers QB Brock Purdy scored in the mid-90s on the S2 Cognition test.

  1. 05-31-2023, 11:05 PM #1
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    Default 49ers QB Brock Purdy scored in the mid-90s on the S2 Cognition test.

    Here come the Scrub Initiative.

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    Propaganda forthcoming cause Jr and Lynch have to justify going with scrub-ass-scrub after trading three 1’s for a legitimate NFL prospect.
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    There’s like, 12 different tests in the S2 Cognitive Test, but I’m sure Scrub Purdy aced them all.
    "Tuning ... into each other ... lift all higher”
    “I’m just different!”

    1st round— Cooper Dejean CB
    2nd round— Jack Sawyer OLB
    3rd round— Will Shipley RB
    4th round— Ricky Pearsall WR
    5th round— Ladd McKonkey WR
    6th round— Cash Jones RB

    FA/Trade; Mekhi Becton LT, Isaiah Wilson RT, Daviyon Nixon DE, DJ Fluker G, Perrion Winfree DE, David Irving DE, Javon Kinlaw DE, A.J Epenesa DE, Jamarco Jones OL.
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    I wish Jaded would have aced those cognitive tests, but instead we get this...

    #scrub
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    Will somebody please buy Jaded a pet scrub he can cuddle, or defile, or keep chained in his sex dungeon or whatever the heck he needs please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    Will somebody please buy Jaded a pet scrub he can cuddle, or defile, or keep chained in his sex dungeon or whatever the heck he needs please?
    Jadeds sex dungeon.

    Has a nice ring to it. Good band name
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    Quote Originally Posted by underrated29 View Post
    Jadeds sex dungeon.

    Has a nice ring to it. Good band name
    I think I saw them open for Emotional Support Peacock once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    I think I saw them open for Emotional Support Peacock once.
    What a 1 hit wonder they were!
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

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    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
    Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
    Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell
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    Jaded, point on the teddy bear to where the scrub QB touched you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    Jaded, point on the teddy bear to where the scrub QB touched you.
    Tom Brady is a scrub by Jaded standards. Waste of a 6th round pick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davii View Post
    Tom Brady is a scrub by Jaded standards. Waste of a 6th round pick!
    What a no talent hack!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    What a no talent hack!


    What a chubby scrubby!

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    Who knew that Terrell Davis and Shannon Sharpe were Scrubby Doos? Jaded knew!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    Who knew that Terrell Davis and Shannon Sharpe were Scrubby Doos? Jaded knew!
    Don't forget Rod Smith!
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