Thread: Jordan vs James: Breaking down and Deep Diving the eras

Bro I get it, but I was like 12 and that ass was everywhere.

That big ole butt.

Dammit.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

She's like the female LeBron for me. She is in every physical way, absolutely beautiful, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole even if I was single. I'm sure a lot of people will doubt me in that, but 8 really mean it. I don't find many celebrities to be that attractive. I know they're beautiful by all normal accepted standards but I hear them speak and listen to the actual substance of who they are and I just can't imagine wanting to spend even a single minute with them. Maybe it's just a product of being in a very good marriage for what is now basically a quarter of a century, but just the idea of even a one night stand with someone else even a celebrity is just so foreign to me.

My celebrity "crushes' if they even exist are usually chicks that I think of as "cool" and physically beautiful. A good example is Loraine Pascale, she is a judge on a bunch of food network shows, and I find her to be really funny and that damn accent doesn't hurt either. I watch aost all the shows she judges and my wife is convinced it's only because of her. she has a very beautiful daughter also who is now an actress.
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If my wife passed and J-Lo and Loraine Pascale both went blind and insane and I had my choice I'd choose Loraine Pascale in a millisecond.

Actually 100% with you on this one. Most "hot" celebrities would be ugly AF without the teams of professionals that do their hair and makeup and make them look good. And half of them are shot up with chemicals to "enhance" their look as well. When you have someone who is naturally beautiful seeing people on TV with an inch of makeup on their face doesn't really do it for you.

She’s pretty - and big butt. Big round butt.

Originally Posted by King87

She’s pretty - and big butt. Big round butt.

She's an empty vessel, if I was king of the world I'd let you have her, but alas I am but a simple electrician.

I do t want to have a philosophical conversation with her; I want her to sit on my face.

Originally Posted by King87

I do t want to have a philosophical conversation with her; I want her to sit on my face.

That, in itself, is very philosophical

Originally Posted by King87

I do t want to have a philosophical conversation with her; I want her to sit on my face.

I don't respect her enough to eat her ass.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

I don't respect her enough to eat her ass.

But I respect that ass enough. I dunno, she’s probably a cool person.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

How are my opinions uninformed. I have said nothing about LeBron as a BB player other than how great he is at the sport. I think my words were something along the lines of "if they built the perfect BB player in a lab it would be LeBron."

Now, LeBron openly and willingly throws himself into culture and political debates, but your opinion is that I should just shut up about his politics and cultural stances and just stay in my lane and judge him solely as a BB player. Why is LeBron aloud to jump into those realms but I shouldn't judge him based on that?

As far as LeBron vs MJ, sorry I think MJ is better. Good Lord, is that some kind of radical take at this point?

Your problem is that you can't fathom other opinions. You also instantly put nefarious intentions in any opinion that differs from yours. You have a lot of growing up to do, there's still time.

Lol.

Originally Posted by King87

Shawn Kemp and Gary Payton were the best players on the Sonics.

Drexler was Portland’s best player.

Worthy, the top scorer on my Lakers, was busted up.

And fat Barkley with no intangibles.

MJ basically had a bye in the finals more often than not.

None of those guys are top twenty players. Barkley was, probably, but he’s not anymore. Like yeah the Lakers still had Magic, but he’s a point guard. They can’t carry a team without scorers.

Bron played Duncan, Steph, KD, Westbrook, Harden. He went up against Pop. Jordan had Phil as his coach. Spoelstra is great, but he’s not going to be a top three HC of all time. LeBron dominated East and the West. When MJ left, his team was a game away from the finals. When LeBron leaves his team falls apart. The comp LBJ faced was better, even if you factor in Utah.

Bron was by far the better passer and rebounder. The much more versatile defender. Shot better from three and two. The better talent; with all the hype in the world on him coming out of high school. The greatest modern prime and the longest prime. He went to the finals nine straight times; since he left the East, only the Heat have been back to the finals twice…IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS!

Jordan was score first as a player and had to learn to pass the ball for his team to win. LeBron had that mastered day one as a player. We glorify MJ scoring 60 against bird and losing in round one while bashing LeBron for carrying arguably the worst roster to make a finals ever…past the reigning champion Pistons…and then bash him harder for losing to the Spurs.

And keep in mind you can just as forcefully argue LBJ as the GOAT scorer…he’s top four in assists.

The MJ argument relies on nostalgia, subjective awards being assigned, and a flawed ring counting analysis.

Give me the better player. And once you put down everything noisy and just look at them on the court, LBJ is the better player.

More versatile? Sure...Better? Not a chance.

JLo is hot, chazoe is crazy.

LBJ beat the goat Russ Westbrook in the NBA finals, thus making him better than MJ.

Originally Posted by Canmore

More versatile? Sure...Better? Not a chance.

Scoring was MJs calling card, right? He’s arguably not a better scorer, and almost everything else on the court Bron is better at. I actually think it’s fair to ask how one can even argue MJ.

Originally Posted by aberdien

LBJ beat the goat Russ Westbrook in the NBA finals, thus making him better than MJ.

I hate you

Originally Posted by King87

Scoring was MJs calling card, right? He’s arguably not a better scorer, and almost everything else on the court Bron is better at. I actually think it’s fair to ask how one can even argue MJ.

3 pointers, free throws, clutch plays… MJ.