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    Twas the night before football and all the through the town
    no was happy, their faces all frowned
    They said the QB competition would be fair
    Drew Lock had been better throwing the ball through the air
    But when it came time to name the teams starter
    Fangio decided it would be Teddy Bridgewater
    The fans were divided over this approach
    Some began to question their old lame duck coach
    Some thought that the team should fire George Paton,
    but perhaps it was Aaron Rodgers upon whom he was wait'n
    No matter the case, no matter the reason
    the fans tried to find some hope for this season
    The schedule was soft, they could still start hot
    and look at all the talent on this roster we've got!
    Von Miller is healthy, his injuries are healed
    and look at all the great DB's we can put on the field!
    Courtland and Juedy and Hamler and Fant
    Can anyone stop that? No they certainly can't!
    Gordon and Javante will be lot of fun
    to watch as they make tacklers miss whenever they run
    But then again, as Bronco fans will remember
    Fangio hasn't won a single game in September
    And so continues the misery of this awful stint
    of below average QB play and too many INTs
    of misused timeouts and questonable calls
    It's time for another typical season of Denver Football.

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    This is somehow worse than your chart thread.
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    Message board canon: the King makes the decisions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    This is somehow worse than your chart thread.
    I’m not surprised. I think his whole shtick is trying to make each post worse than the previous one
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    I’m not surprised. I think his whole shtick is trying to make each post worse than the previous one
    He is better at...whatever you'd call that than Jordan was at basketball.

    JFC.

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    C!
    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Message board canon: the King makes the decisions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zerovoltz View Post
    twas the night before football and all the through the town
    no was happy, their faces all frowned
    they said the qb competition would be fair
    drew lock had been better throwing the ball through the air
    but when it came time to name the teams starter
    fangio decided it would be teddy bridgewater
    the fans were divided over this approach
    some began to question their old lame duck coach
    some thought that the team should fire george paton,
    but perhaps it was aaron rodgers upon whom he was wait'n
    no matter the case, no matter the reason
    the fans tried to find some hope for this season
    the schedule was soft, they could still start hot
    and look at all the talent on this roster we've got!
    Von miller is healthy, his injuries are healed
    and look at all the great db's we can put on the field!
    Courtland and juedy and hamler and fant
    can anyone stop that? No they certainly can't!
    Gordon and javante will be lot of fun
    to watch as they make tacklers miss whenever they run
    but then again, as bronco fans will remember
    fangio hasn't won a single game in september
    and so continues the misery of this awful stint
    of below average qb play and too many ints
    of misused timeouts and questonable calls
    it's time for another typical season of denver football.
    bump!!!

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    Zero can't count simple beats... Hahaha.

    Jethromic Pentameter in the house

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    This is stupid.

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