Thread: Off Season Moves

Originally Posted by Jeudy10Hamler13

I’ve never had any issues with any girl calling me back, I’m definitely too handsome and drive a nice car with plenty of good word play in my arsenal.

Handsome, nice car, silver tongue. Sure thing, sport. Classy girls, the ones people like me are married to, go for smart dudes with leather bound books that smell of rich mahogany. Oh, and they want dudes that can give them the nice ranch-style house at the end of cul-de-sac in a nice, master-planned community in a great school district. You know, that whole "white picket fence" song and dance. But not white pickets, cedar pickets with a dark brown stain. Gotta compromise somewhere.

Originally Posted by Davii

You're starting to sound like a former member here....

I wonder if he will start to talk about his 11 inch italian schvanze

Originally Posted by underrated29

I wonder if he will start to talk about his 11 inch italian schvanze

Only if we challenge him on the constant misuse of there, their, they're, your, you're, to, too, and two.

Originally Posted by underrated29

I wonder if he will start to talk about his 11 inch italian schvanze

What, you’re not gonna jump in on this and tell him all about your self-driving Tesla and Russian escorts err “girlfriends”?! Get in there youngster, I’ll not have your life that Joe lives vicariously through undercut in such ways!

Originally Posted by SR

Handsome, nice car, silver tongue. Sure thing, sport. Classy girls, the ones people like me are married to, go for smart dudes with leather bound books that smell of rich mahogany. Oh, and they want dudes that can give them the nice ranch-style house at the end of cul-de-sac in a nice, master-planned community in a great school district. You know, that whole "white picket fence" song and dance. But not white pickets, cedar pickets with a dark brown stain. Gotta compromise somewhere.

Man I’m married for 13 year’s I’m just messing around.

Originally Posted by dogfish

ask him about his beautiful four-story house. . .

Townhouse?

Originally Posted by HORSEPOWER 56

What, you’re not gonna jump in on this and tell him all about your self-driving Tesla and Russian escorts err “girlfriends”?! Get in there youngster, I’ll not have your life that Joe lives vicariously through undercut in such ways!

All teslas can self drive. Its awesome!
Just to clarify it was one girlfriend that was russian. We were together for 4 years or so. And ha! I will never date a russian again because of that crazy biotch!

Originally Posted by CoachChaz

That is the most flawed logic ever. A journeyman QB, who will never put up the numbers Watson does, is going to come in and help the team to another losing record...and the fans will rejoice. HOORAY!!!

What does numbers have to do with anything? Watson had the best numbers ever for him and won 4 games so clearly it meant nothing

Originally Posted by elsid13

It is why we name babies after you.

You named your baby “Hawg”?

Bold strategy, Cotton.

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

Here's what I was going to say, sanitized version: using social media in the way the Texans are manipulating it, if we believe there is merely a smear campaign afoot and Watson's behavior was closer to 'consensual if pushy' rather than worth a court's attention, this only hurts all of us in the long run, especially the women who are presumably in need of social media's protection, because people may view the next similar episode with less credulity.

Pretty badass, right?

Tl;dr

Originally Posted by underrated29

And ha! I will never date a russian again because of that crazy biotch!

Uh huh.

Originally Posted by Jaded

Tl;dr

I was trying to draft the longest sentence ever. How'd I do?

Originally Posted by underrated29

All teslas can self drive. Its awesome!
Just to clarify it was one girlfriend that was russian. We were together for 4 years or so. And ha! I will never date a russian again because of that crazy biotch!

I thought she was nice.

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

I was trying to draft the longest sentence ever. How'd I do?

It looked long.

:shrugs:

Originally Posted by Jaded

It looked long.

:shrugs:

That's what he said.