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    This is an indie platformer. I played it on PC, maybe that's the only version now? tbh, I only heard about it because I went on Fangamer to buy some video game vinyl...then checked out Celeste and it was pretty dope for an 8 bit soundtrack.

    Long story short, I bought the game, played it, and it was good enough for me to tell you about it.

    If there's an ember of Super Mario Bros joy left in you, this game will fan that ember into a small fire. And the story is kind of trippy--weirdly relevant.

    Plus redheads.

    Basically the perfect game.

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    I was with a chick ince her name was Celeste.

    Unfortunately her pussi smelled like wet garbage on a hot day. She was very pretty. This was so disappointing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    I was with a chick ince her name was Celeste.

    Unfortunately her pussi smelled like wet garbage on a hot day. She was very pretty. This was so disappointing.
    You have a sickness dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    I was with a chick ince her name was Celeste.

    Unfortunately her pussi smelled like wet garbage on a hot day. She was very pretty. This was so disappointing.
    You have a sickness dude.
    Why
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    Why
    Randomly brining up your sex life in a thread about a video game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    I was with a chick ince her name was Celeste.

    Unfortunately her pussi smelled like wet garbage on a hot day. She was very pretty. This was so disappointing.
    In this game the protagonist, Madeline, smells of alpine meadows and ylang ylang.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
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    Randomly brining up your sex life in a thread about a video game.
    Her name was Celeste too. I didnt thibk it was common. She was soooooo pretty. It shocking how her ish stank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    Her name was Celeste too. I didnt thibk it was common. She was soooooo pretty. It shocking how her ish stank.
    There might be a correlation in this game to Badeline. I'll allow it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    Her name was Celeste too. I didnt thibk it was common. She was soooooo pretty. It shocking how her ish stank.
    There might be a correlation in this game to Badeline. I'll allow it.
    Ylang ylang?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    Ylang ylang?
    No, ylang ylang is an exotic smelling essential oil.

    Badeline might not curate her art gallery--she might not keep her building up to code.

    iykwim <-- super creepy innuendo guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    Randomly brining up your sex life in a thread about a video game.
    To be fair, I think I'm more interested in shazam's celeste than hawg's. I think this should be a safe zone for everyone to tell Celeste stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    Randomly brining up your sex life in a thread about a video game.
    To be fair, I think I'm more interested in shazam's celeste than hawg's. I think this should be a safe zone for everyone to tell Celeste stories.
    Even her name was sexy. Very pretty girl. You cant imagine the disappointment.
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    Celeste and incest, they sound awful similar.
    Let's Rid3!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
    Celeste and incest, they sound awful similar.
    You are an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    You are an idiot.
    Thanks.
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