Thread: Navy UFO Files Could 'Gravely Damage' US National Security if Released

Originally Posted by Shazam!

I have my location set if we had to be out in the world if everything is upside down. This is a top secret location. Its off the beaten path. It has plenty of cover, a lake, and teeming with wildlife. Its less than 10 miles away. Its high on a hill for great visibility. Its walls are stone. Its a former religious site.

Bury your supplies strategically around this site.

Originally Posted by Slick

Anti personnel grenades. I’m laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face.

Imagine being that delusional.

Originally Posted by Shazam!

Lol Im dead serious

Yes, that's why he's laughing.

Originally Posted by Davii

Please prep by eating very fatty foods, drinking much beer, and not exercising.

I've been on the Davii plan for years now!

Originally Posted by BroncoWave

Originally Posted by Slick

Anti personnel grenades. I’m laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face.

Imagine being that delusional.

I should start making them

Aliens, asteroid, nuclear war, whatever... If I know its coming I am taking my family to ground zero of the event with lawn chairs and a portable DVD player with season 4 of Seinfeld to get it over with.

My luck they would spare my family and take me with Wayninja to the alien sex dungeon. With someone with a limited understanding of alien physiology, you think I should practice on something practical like a cucumber, or something more exotic like or a Kiwano (Horned Melon)?

That would hurt...

Originally Posted by MasterShake

Aliens, asteroid, nuclear war, whatever... If I know its coming I am taking my family to ground zero of the event with lawn chairs and a portable DVD player with season 4 of Seinfeld to get it over with.

My luck they would spare my family and take me with Wayninja to the alien sex dungeon. With someone with a limited understanding of alien physiology, you think I should practice on something practical like a cucumber, or something more exotic like or a Kiwano (Horned Melon)?

I didn't mention it, but you are also gonna want some yoga classes.

Originally Posted by wayninja

I didn't mention it, but you are also gonna want some yoga classes.

"Mooooon riiiiver!"

Originally Posted by Davii

Please prep by eating very fatty foods, drinking much beer, and not exercising.

I'm so ******* prepped.

Originally Posted by slim

It's top secret, but let me explain in detail where it is and what it looks like.

Nobody else in a state that densely populated could possible know about the old religious castle with stone walls by the lake. NOBODY!!!

Originally Posted by Timmy!

Originally Posted by slim

It's top secret, but let me explain in detail where it is and what it looks like.

Nobody else in a state that densely populated could possible know about the old religious castle with stone walls by the lake. NOBODY!!!

if i told u wht it was and more about it youd say its ****** brilliant. I was made privy to it by a former Client of mine. Most people have no idea what it is or even that there is something there. Its kind of invisible.

i would join the aliens if they teach me to fly to space.

I just want to visit the universe.

Originally Posted by Shazam!

if i told u wht it was and more about it youd say its ****** brilliant. I was made privy to it by a former Client of mine. Most people have no idea what it is or even that there is something there. Its kind of invisible.

I'm willing to bet it's not that secret. Why not go to North Brother Island?

Originally Posted by Davii

Originally Posted by Shazam!

if i told u wht it was and more about it youd say its ****** brilliant. I was made privy to it by a former Client of mine. Most people have no idea what it is or even that there is something there. Its kind of invisible.

I'm willing to bet it's not that secret. Why not go to North Brother Island?

I know of that island. Never knew its name. Im sure others have thw same idea.

Fort Slocum woulda been ideal, but its been demolished. We visited there about 20 years ago, that was something.

But this place even the Residents that lives close by dont know it even exists. Its really impressive. Its at least a few hundred years old. I know the property managers well, they gave me a tour after a meeting. It isnt easily accessible.