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    Default The $100 in Utopia Bar game

    Ok, first of all I have no idea what OP means by Utopia Bar, but I heard about this game that I'm currently forming the rules thereof.

    It's like this.

    You have $100 to bid on a song that will be played on a jukebox. The minimum number of songs is 1 the max is 5.

    The Utopia Bar is a strange place. Sometimes it's just you and the bartender. And he's nice but you'd rather he keep his yap-hole zipped.

    Sometimes the 'one that got away' wanders into the bar. Sometimes everyone you hated, with a hate like ice and fire, is there. Sometimes it's just a normal bar with randos and the friends you came with. Sometimes the place is just perfect, like an omniscient being decided to make the most perfect day just for you.

    Sometimes at the Utopia Bar you go out on the back porch and find yourself trekking Antarctica or cave diving in Malaysia, or even disembodied but sentient and travelling among new realities and dimensions. But you can still here the jukebox birdsong wafting from the bar.

    Anyway, here you are bidding for the jukebox with the rest of us. The higher you bid, the more likely your song will play.

    I'd bid like this.

    $

    Ok wait.

    I need to think this through.

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    I bid $2 your .bac was greater than .16 when you wrote this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    I bid $2 your .bac was greater than .16 when you wrote this.
    I don't follow Country music much, but this song sounds like a lot of fun!

    Your .bac was greater than sixteen when you wrote this.
    Your true love was just plain mean, still her love you miss. . .

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    4 bucks for freebird.
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    What the ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    What the ****
    50 bucks for anything by Nickleback.
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    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    50 bucks for anything by Nickleback.
    You're a monster.
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    All must hail NostraTimmy!
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    Nostratimmy was right again. All hail nostratimmy.
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    What is happening here?
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    You're a monster.
    I lost my humanity because I'm a manatee.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy! View Post
    I bid $2 your .bac was greater than .16 when you wrote this.
    Yeah, so, give me that napkin. :scribbles:

    Ok, so if we let A = alcohol, let i = intoxication, we can do the math on this one.

    Oh hey, nice run by Flacco.

    Anyway. I had 5 beers in about 2-3 hours. Something like that. We need some more variables though. I've been dialing back the beer to once or twice a week, so there's some modifier to normal drinking. Let's call that modifier t, for "times". Like, 1.5 times the drunkness of normal.

    Now, there's the issue of fluency, how understandable and fluent was my post? Let fluency = F. All that's left is the average ABV of the beer, let's call it L for Liquor factor.

    Ok, I'm out of napkins. I need a Ti-84 or something. Maybe Mathematica. Idk. Here's what I come up with.

    BAC * square root of (i * t)^(F) = A / L^(1/2), rearranging and isolating, the best I can come up with Timmy! is this:

    BAC = LitAF
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    "You know cos I just lost my parents--both my parents died in the same year...to this day, people come up to me and say 'my dad died and that album really meant a lot to me,' which is very nourishing {pats heart} for a songwriter to hear that your songs have a utility beyond just their own solace, that it actually helps other people."

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    How much alcohol did you drink today?
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buff View Post
    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    50 bucks to the night Chicago died.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    How much alcohol did you drink today?
    Oh man, I've been crushing it. On my 2d already.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sting
    "You know cos I just lost my parents--both my parents died in the same year...to this day, people come up to me and say 'my dad died and that album really meant a lot to me,' which is very nourishing {pats heart} for a songwriter to hear that your songs have a utility beyond just their own solace, that it actually helps other people."

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    I'd spend all $100 just to Rick Roll you chumps.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    I'd spend all $100 just to Rick Roll you chumps.
    There it is.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buff View Post
    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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