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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Seek professional help for any boner lasting longer than 4 hours.
    When Petros and Matt money Smith had their show together on the radio. They had a segment called things I couldn't live without. Petros who is an avid foodie said he couldn't live without his Blue Mint Zantac. But he said the bad thing about the blooming Zantac is it looks just like Viagra. So if you take it for your heartburn and noticed two hours later that you've still got heartburn but a raging boner than you know that you mixed your pills up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    Yeah, Ray Liota says, stop smoking with Chantix.

    But, expect suicidal thoughts, loss of appetite, poor sleep, never get a boner again, watch your skin get a rash all over, suffer blurred vision.

    No thanks

    next commercial..... Depressed? Try this!

    Next commercial ..... Loss of appetite? Try this! Etc etc

    "Speak to you legal drug provider, who went to medical school and should know better, but will let you tell them what you need based on a commercial"

    Final commercial... Buy this truck
    You forgot the alcohol commercial, which you definitely shouldn’t take with the drug.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buff View Post
    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Boner time?
    Ive honestly never had another man say to me "Boner time?"


    It caused a weird sensation to come over me......my wife said its called 'repulsion'.


    Along with a grimace.



    IN PATON I TRUST.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARHORSE View Post
    Ive honestly never had another man say to me "Boner time?"


    It caused a weird sensation to come over me......my wife said its called 'repulsion'.


    Along with a grimace.



    We had different experiences of that proposal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    Perma boner
    Seek professional help for any boner lasting longer than 4 hours.
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    "I may not be a mathematician, but I can count to a million." - Shannon Sharpe

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARHORSE View Post
    Ive honestly never had another man say to me "Boner time?"


    It caused a weird sensation to come over me......my wife said its called 'repulsion'.


    Along with a grimace.



    So ... what’re you wearing?
    "Tuning ... into each other ... lift all higher”
    “I’m just different!”
    “ . . . Picture a cup in the middle of the sea”

    Draft
    1st round— Cooper Dejean CB
    2nd round— Jack Sawyer OLB
    3rd round— Will Shipley RB
    4th round— Ricky Pearsall WR
    5th round— Ladd McKonkey WR
    6th round— Cash Jones RB
    7th round— Carson Steele RB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    So ... what’re you wearing?
    pretty soon your face like hannibal...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    pretty soon your face like hannibal...

    Hannibal? He’s a *****.
    "Tuning ... into each other ... lift all higher”
    “I’m just different!”
    “ . . . Picture a cup in the middle of the sea”

    Draft
    1st round— Cooper Dejean CB
    2nd round— Jack Sawyer OLB
    3rd round— Will Shipley RB
    4th round— Ricky Pearsall WR
    5th round— Ladd McKonkey WR
    6th round— Cash Jones RB
    7th round— Carson Steele RB

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    After watching Lock at the Senior Bowl practice I absolutely didn't want him at 10 but getting him where we did seems about right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broncofaninfla View Post
    After watching Lock at the Senior Bowl practice I absolutely didn't want him at 10 but getting him where we did seems about right.
    Because of how he fell to Elway if hes a bust as a 2nd rd pick it won't be the total disaster that Lynch was
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    No, the Gods of Egypt smiled upon us and the world is right again.
    And you know Elevation burned through 13 boxes of Kleenex and a Costco bundle of Lubriderm.
    "Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer" -Arnold

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    Yeah, Ray Liota says, stop smoking with Chantix.

    But, expect suicidal thoughts, loss of appetite, poor sleep, never get a boner again, watch your skin get a rash all over, suffer blurred vision.

    No thanks

    next commercial..... Depressed? Try this!

    Next commercial ..... Loss of appetite? Try this! Etc etc

    "Speak to you legal drug provider, who went to medical school and should know better, but will let you tell them what you need based on a commercial"

    Final commercial... Buy this truck
    No thanks, I just put in a new transmission in my existing truck, cost me $1200 so I'm not in the market for a new one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cugel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    Yeah, Ray Liota says, stop smoking with Chantix.

    But, expect suicidal thoughts, loss of appetite, poor sleep, never get a boner again, watch your skin get a rash all over, suffer blurred vision.

    No thanks

    next commercial..... Depressed? Try this!

    Next commercial ..... Loss of appetite? Try this! Etc etc

    "Speak to you legal drug provider, who went to medical school and should know better, but will let you tell them what you need based on a commercial"

    Final commercial... Buy this truck
    No thanks, I just put in a new transmission in my existing truck, cost me $1200 so I'm not in the market for a new one.
    Geez Cug wht are.you driving damn
    "I may not be a mathematician, but I can count to a million." - Shannon Sharpe

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    Quote Originally Posted by broncofaninfla View Post
    After watching Lock at the Senior Bowl practice I absolutely didn't want him at 10 but getting him where we did seems about right.
    Worst case scenario, it's still a better investment than a bunch of Elway's 2nd or 3rd round picks: Montee Ball, Demarcus Walker, Carlos Henderson, Cody Latimer, Brock Osweiler, Ronnie Hillman, Rahim Moore, Nate Irving, Ty Sambrailo, Michael Schofield, Brenden Langley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam! View Post
    Geez Cug wht are.you driving damn
    'ol Chevy S10. But, hey, it's a truck. It works! Goes from point A to point B in snow.

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