Thread: Bands that Suck

Originally Posted by MasterShake

Bands/Artists/Genres I can't stand

• Fleetwood Mac - mostly Stevie Nicks, sounds like a cat in heat that smoked too much screaming on a fence at night
• Jimmy Buffet - **** your dad soft-rock and your margaritas
• Rage Against the Machine - the same "machine" you make money off of?! I always think of pissed off suburban kids "raging" that their dad got them an Audi instead of a BMW and blasting this.
• KISS - Manufactured rock to scare parents before Manson did it more successfully
• Reggae - I get it, you smoke pot and are lazy and have ONE political opinion over and over on top of a steel drum
• Spin Doctors - somehow the dude that played too much hackey sack in college created not one but two hits in the 90's? He looks like he smells like quinoa and feet.
• Dave Matthews Band - people that listen to this have sex with their socks and sandals still on
• Grateful Dead and Phish - Basically the same thing and for the same reason. If I have to smoke something to enjoy a 40 minute version of a song your wrote on a napkin **** you.
• Kid Rock - If you listen to this, my only question is which leg you prefer your ankle monitor to be on
• Nue-Country - Oh you poor millionaire ******* with your hot blonde cookie-cutter wife who is also a country music superstar, tell me again how you shower AFTER work and you want to drink cheap beer from plastic cups you lying ****

I also like a lot of crap that people have listed here already so eh, whatever. Just my 2 cents.

I just can’t believe you don’t like Fleetwood Mac. They’re one of my favorites... and I’m mostly a metal head like North.

“The Dance” is one of the best live performances of all time, IMO.