Thread: Joe Flacco is now a Bronco

Originally Posted by Davii

"Why is my cholesterol so high?"

"Interesting Medical Facts and Figures for 100 Alex?"
"And the answer is 'Bacon!"

Sadly, I agree with Billy Crystal in City Slickers "I mean, the man had bacon at every meal. You just can't do that!"

My bacon eating usually is just once a week on Sundays when I get together with my friends and we hit the local sports bars to watch the Broncos. And then you can get a delicious Buffalo Burger with Swiss and Bacon and Mayo, a few pints of Fuller's London Pride while the Broncos take the field. Buffalo meat! Now there's some man food!

That was a hell of a lot of fun when Peyton Manning was around.

This past season that has been a lot less fun. A lot less.

Interesting Medical Facts and Figures for 100 Alex?

Originally Posted by Cugel

Sundays when I get together with my friends and we hit the local sports bars to watch the Broncos. And then you can get a delicious Buffalo Burger with Swiss and Bacon and Mayo, a few pints of Fuller's London Pride while the Broncos take the field. Buffalo meat! Now there's some man food!

That was a hell of a lot of fun when Peyton Manning was around.

This past season that has been a lot less fun. A lot less.

I need to shift my image of cugel as a late 50s hermit lawyer in the style of chuck magill, perhaps cugel is more Howard Hamlin

Howard Hamlin, or Harry Hamlin from LA Law?

There are many great lawyers - but here's the top five - Thurgood Marshall, Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Antonin Scalia, Lawdog and Hawg tie for fifth.

This is pure fact and if you disagree you are reptilian creature from outer space who wants to take over the world.

I put Learned Hand ahead of LawDog...

Originally Posted by LawDog

I put Learned Hand ahead of LawDog...

You write better and are smarter. Learned Hand was a putz.

lawdog is Mcconachy in the Lincoln lawyer
Hawg is Pacino in the Devils advocates

Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis

lawdog is Mcconachy in the Lincoln lawyer
Hawg is Pacino in the Devils advocates

I'm Danny DeVito in The Rainmaker.

Originally Posted by King87

I'm Danny DeVito in The Rainmaker.

Better than Danny devito as the penguin

Originally Posted by King87

I'm Danny DeVito in The Rainmaker.

I'm thinking more Danny devito in always sunny.

Originally Posted by Freyaka

I'm thinking more Danny devito in always sunny.

Never saw that movie.

Originally Posted by King87

Never saw that movie.

It's a tv show (always sunny in Philadelphia) you uncultured swine....

Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis

I need to shift my image of cugel as a late 50s hermit lawyer in the style of chuck magill, perhaps cugel is more Howard Hamlin

I thought that show was hilarious. The idea that magic underwear would reflect their brain rays! I know better!

You need to line lead into your propeller-beanie to properly protect your brain from being destroyed by them beaming secret messages directly into your brain! Ideas forming, saying that the Faceless God wants me to kill Valar Morghulis.

What am I saying? I deny that completely! That last bit was right out!

Originally Posted by Cugel

Bacon isn't the question. Bacon is the answer!

I've been saying this.