Thread: Create your own Remake/Reboot

Originally Posted by chazoe60

I feel left out.

You are the director of cinematography.

Originally Posted by King87

Slim just shat on me. I’m done with Slim

What seems to be the problem?

Originally Posted by slim

You are the director of cinematography.

Nice recovery.

I haven't seen it, so I assume that Darrel Curtis is the Jason Bourne of The Outsiders.

Originally Posted by slim

What seems to be the problem?

Suburb guy?

Brutal.

Any Sherlock Holmes movie that isn't an awful spoof:

Holmes: Hawg
Professor Moriaty: Val
Watson: Wave

Old English lady Holmes terrorizes: Sharkie

Police Captain whose intelligence seems to rise and fall for no real reason sans the plot demands it: Slim


Murder on the Orient Express:

There are so many damned characters in that movie/film that it honestly doesn't matter. Hercule Poirot would best be played by Jaded - crazy brilliance is crazy brilliance.

Originally Posted by King87

Any Sherlock Holmes movie that isn't an awful spoof:

Holmes: Hawg
Professor Moriaty: Val
Watson: Wave

Old English lady Holmes terrorizes: Sharkie

Police Captain whose intelligence seems to rise and fall for no real reason sans the plot demands it: Slim


Murder on the Orient Express:

There are so many damned characters in that movie/film that it honestly doesn't matter. Hercule Poirot would best be played by Jaded - crazy brilliance is crazy brilliance.

I'm sorry but if anyone is Poirot it is Dreadnaught with NTL as a very close second.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

I'm sorry but if anyone is Poirot it is Dreadnaught with NTL as a very close second.

They're not eccentric enough. Dreadnought is too polished a man. NTL would never have that 'stache.

Just trust the vision my beloved Cha-to-the-zoe.

Originally Posted by King87

Any Sherlock Holmes movie that isn't an awful spoof:

Holmes: Hawg
Professor Moriaty: Val
Watson: Wave

Old English lady Holmes terrorizes: Sharkie

Police Captain whose intelligence seems to rise and fall for no real reason sans the plot demands it: Slim


Murder on the Orient Express:

There are so many damned characters in that movie/film that it honestly doesn't matter. Hercule Poirot would best be played by Jaded - crazy brilliance is crazy brilliance.

I can live with that.

Would prefer to be Holmes - especially a drug addled version of Holmes but Moriarty is pretty badass

Was going to make a LOTR remake but Mo would be exhausted playing all the Hobbits.

Originally Posted by King87

Was going to make a LOTR remake but Mo would be exhausted playing all the Hobbits.

Bwhahahahahahahahaaa

Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis

I can live with that.

Would prefer to be Holmes - especially a drug addled version of Holmes but Moriarty is pretty badass

Is that so, professor?

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

Is that so, professor?

I just made you a new nemesis.

Ya welcome.

Originally Posted by King87

I just made you a new nemesis.

Ya welcome.

Now I am itching to unravel nefarious mysteries and plots throughout the message board. Until then a bit of morphine will help pass the dull routine of existence.

Moriarity, you complete me. Could you kill some hookers soon please?

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

Now I am itching to unravel nefarious mysteries and plots throughout the message board. Until then a bit of morphine will help pass the dull routine of existence.

Moriarity, you complete me. Could you kill some hookers soon please?

Way ahead of you