Thread: Chad Kelly Arrested/Released fron team

Originally Posted by tomjonesrocks

I don’t like having to resort to the ignore feature - but caving awhile back is paying dividends.

Since you can't read this I hope you poop your pants!

Originally Posted by King87

Since you can't read this I hope you poop your pants!

I wasn’t done editing, Mr. quick draw..

Originally Posted by tomjonesrocks

I wasn’t done editing, Mr. quick draw..

How did you know my girlfriend's favorite insult to use against me?!!?

OOOoooOOOOh!

Originally Posted by tomjonesrocks

I don’t like having to resort to the ignore feature - but caving awhile back on Shane is paying dividends.

is that why you are posting about me?

Sorry to get in the way of you hanging a couch sitter from the rafters of broncos stadium.

Originally Posted by tomjonesrocks

Haven’t reached the latest comments but it sounded like Elway talked to Kelly and it sounded like Elway was pissed so I wonder what he knows.

If Kelly said “I was at the party drinking water and next thing I know I’m in my car under arrest” maybe Elway’s statement is more “we are going to wait on the facts” and/or something about his health. That he seems pissed suggests it’s probably not that - but agree this is head scratching as it sounds like Kelly had been on good behavior for a couple years...

I'm guessing someone at the party offered him a party drug and he took it, did stupid shit, and told Elway the truth.

He's on the roster. Maybe it'll work out.

If it was a game win probability, this would be the pick six moment toward the end of the fourth quarter where it goes from 60% to 4%. Pretty hard to recover.

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

If it was a game win probability, this would be the pick six moment toward the end of the fourth quarter where it goes from 60% to 4%. Pretty hard to recover.

Woah, woah, woah... Buff and I will handle the career analogies, thank you very much.

Originally Posted by wayninja

Woah, woah, woah... Buff and I will handle the career analogies, thank you very much.

Spoken like a true manager defending his petty fiefdom!

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

Spoken like a true manager defending his petty fiefdom!

One man's petty fiefdom is another mans inconsiderable bailiwick.

Originally Posted by wayninja

Woah, woah, woah... Buff and I will handle the career analogies, thank you very much.

Dude that avi. Has his face always been that misshapen? Are his eyes level?

Looking at that makes me feel like I’m on drugs...

Originally Posted by tomjonesrocks

Dude that avi. Has his face always been that misshapen? Are his eyes level?

Looking at that makes me feel like I’m on drugs...

They are genetically superior in that way. They allow maximum stereoscopic parallax when his body is turned when throwing a football. The beaten potato shape to his face allows the most negative pressure for his arm motion to come across his head.

If I didn't personally witness his conception, I'd say he was designed in some sort of gene-sequencing football lab.

Originally Posted by wayninja

They are genetically superior in that way. They allow maximum stereoscopic parallax when his body is turned when throwing a football. The beaten potato shape to his face allows the most negative pressure for his arm motion to come across his head.

If I didn't personally witness his conception, I'd say he was designed in some sort of gene-sequencing football lab.

Well done on peppering the response with smart-sounding verbiage. How did Peyton’s generous forehead factor into his breathtaking success?

Originally Posted by tomjonesrocks

Well done on peppering the response with smart-sounding verbiage. How did Peyton’s generous forehead factor into his breathtaking success?

Man... that dude was just a straight up head mutant.

Im fairness ive been given laced things before and also blacked out completely on ambien. My younger brother had story after story from his days as an intake manager for addiction therapy in the city of Denver and Ambien can be extremely scary. My best man's wife blacked out, sleep.walked on the stuff and went driving. Can we please get the whole story before we roast him?

Apparently he’s been banned from the facility.

Originally Posted by Jaded

Apparently he’s been banned from the facility.

Neat....