Thread: Chad Kelly Arrested/Released fron team

Originally Posted by BeefStew25

Wait. We resign Lynch.

Or we could just disband the franchise. Whichever is more palatable.

Originally Posted by wayninja

Or we could just disband the franchise. Whichever is more palatable.

No frothing.

Originally Posted by GEM

Where does that leave the draft class from that year?

Bolles...at least he leads something, HOLDING!
Walker...won't use him
Carlos Henderson...mental midget
Langley...lol
Butt...knees of glass
McKenzie...fumblerooooooski
Henderson...on another team
Kelly...breaking into strangers homes after getting too ******* drunk at the company party.


Oh and why the **** are they partying when they have the Chiefs this week and they suck monkey balls. Plus someone give them a note....halloween is NEXT WEEK.

Wow, when you put it like that ... epically bad class there

Kevin Hogan, you are up man.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

I think they found him inside the house. Robert Downey Jr style.

He ran out of the house, they found him in his car outside of the Gothic Theater according to police doc that I posted earlier in the thread.

Originally Posted by GEM

He ran out of the house, they found him in his car outside of the Gothic Theater according to police doc that I posted earlier in the thread.

Ah. Smart.

He was working on his QB sneak.

Originally Posted by GEM

He ran out of the house, they found him in his car outside of the Gothic Theater according to police doc that I posted earlier in the thread.

Ohhh, the Gothic Theater. I saw Death Angel, Sanctuary, and Forbidden there.

Originally Posted by Freyaka

He was working on his QB sneak.

Sounds like he told Brian Griese to hold his beer.

It's really bugging me that they are partying into the night with the Chiefs coming up. They just don't seem to be taking this season too friggen seriously. As a fan, why the **** do I care so much, when they obviously don't.

Originally Posted by GEM

It's really bugging me that they are partying into the night with the Chiefs coming up. They just don't seem to be taking this season too friggen seriously. As a fan, why the **** do I care so much, when they obviously don't.

To be fair to the rest of the team, no one else got arrested.

Originally Posted by GEM

He ran out of the house, they found him in his car outside of the Gothic Theater according to police doc that I posted earlier in the thread.

Looks like the house in question is only a block away from the Gothic. He could have been sleeping in the back of the car, UR style.

Originally Posted by wayninja

This is the equivalent of showing the bar review panel your penis while taking the bar exam.

So...I shouldn't do that?

Asking for a friend.

I guess reports are starting to surface to suggest that he didn’t have alcohol in his system. Weed maybe? Or, maybe Keenum was feeling the heat and told him to go his house and gave him the wrong address.

Either he was high as a MFer, or this is related to a woman, or maybe both.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

Looks like the house in question is only a block away from the Gothic. He could have been sleeping in the back of the car, UR style.

Hope the keys weren't in the ignition. In CO, if the keys are in the ignition, DUI.