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    Default Man, modern dating is tough for you guys

    https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gi...ntrolling-list

    #8 was especially funny! Poor MO


    The rules are:



    1. You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
    2. You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
    3. You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
    4. You are NOT to go to Honda without me
    5. You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
    6. You are NOT to look at a single girl
    7. If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
    8. Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
    9. You are NOT to ask for h--d
    10. You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
    11. You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
    12. You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
    13. I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
    14. If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
    15. If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
    16. If I catch you around girls I kill you
    17. You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
    18. Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
    19. We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
    20. If I say jump you say “how high princess”
    21. You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
    22. You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.

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    I think #8 should be added to the CoC.
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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    As always, this all just comes down to how hot she is.
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    Its like Save the Rainforest. People aren't saying, 'F**ck those other forests', its just that this particular forest is in worse shape right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gi...ntrolling-list

    #8 was especially funny! Poor MO


    The rules are:



    1. You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
    2. You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
    3. You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
    4. You are NOT to go to Honda without me
    5. You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
    6. You are NOT to look at a single girl
    7. If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
    8. Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
    9. You are NOT to ask for h--d
    10. You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
    11. You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
    12. You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
    13. I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
    14. If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
    15. If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
    16. If I catch you around girls I kill you
    17. You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
    18. Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
    19. We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
    20. If I say jump you say “how high princess”
    21. You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
    22. You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.
    She sounds like a friggen party.

    I'd rather stick a needle loaded with AIDS in my eye than date that shit. Some dude gave me a list like that, I'd squarely kick him in his junk, spit in his eye and steal $50 from his wallet for even insinuating I'd be stupid enough to follow that.

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    She sounds crazy. Expect to see her with her own show on Fox News soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper Dan View Post
    She sounds crazy. Expect to see her with her own show on Fox News soon.
    I think i found her!


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    I want to meat her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    I think i found her!

    Hahahahaha owned

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    So I have to take shit for this twice today? Thanks guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    So I have to take shit for this twice today? Thanks guys.
    Just looking out for you man!

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    Who is the person in the picture?
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    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    Who is the person in the picture?
    For your safety King i will not tell you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    For your safety King i will not tell you.
    Oh, I know what that is now. Referencing who hi-fived photo helped.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    To be fair, EVERYONE should be high fiveing that photo. I would hope no one is on that bandwagon of a trainwreck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    To be fair, EVERYONE should be high fiveing that photo. I would hope no one is on that bandwagon of a trainwreck.
    Trainwrecks are acceptable now. In fact, everything is acceptable now. I'm hoping for an Ron Paul Bernie Sanders ticket.
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    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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