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    Also. If any of you guys start dating this girl, No. 8 is obsolete because I wouldn’t want to be around that dating Nazi.
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    Is there also a reason he was drafted in the 3rd round?
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    Yes, the reason he was drafted in the 3rd round is because no one drafted him in the 2nd round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    Trainwrecks are acceptable now. In fact, everything is acceptable now. I'm hoping for an Ron Paul Bernie Sanders ticket.
    We’d call it the batshit crazy buzzard brigade
    I said the second Wade Phillips left that he was more valuable to our defense than Von Miller. As much as I love Von, I still stand by that statement. Elway’s worst mistake was letting Wade walk. His second? Hiring Vance Joseph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atwater27 View Post
    We’d call it the batshit crazy buzzard brigade
    I wonder if I could sweet talk them into giving me a cozy job. Yes, I do wonder that.
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    Impressive. He does manscaping too, for all you single ladies.
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    Many a man shoot a target, but it takes a special man to “shoot they own ass”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    I wonder if I could sweet talk them into giving me a cozy job. Yes, I do wonder that.
    You’d be their Urban Czar
    I said the second Wade Phillips left that he was more valuable to our defense than Von Miller. As much as I love Von, I still stand by that statement. Elway’s worst mistake was letting Wade walk. His second? Hiring Vance Joseph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atwater27 View Post
    You’d be their Urban Czar
    I'll convince them that it's part of the DOJ.
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    Impressive. He does manscaping too, for all you single ladies.
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    Many a man shoot a target, but it takes a special man to “shoot they own ass”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    Also. If any of you guys start dating this girl, No. 8 is obsolete because I wouldn’t want to be around that dating Nazi.
    Once again, willingness to live under a fascist regime are proportional to the hotness of the dictator. Especially since we are talking about dating.
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    Anyway, I sure can ramble. But I have a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    Once again, willingness to live under a fascist regime are proportional to the hotness of the dictator. Especially since we are talking about dating.
    Correct. But in this scenario, I’m the friend and I ain’t getting any.
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    Is there also a reason he was drafted in the 3rd round?
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    Yes, the reason he was drafted in the 3rd round is because no one drafted him in the 2nd round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    Correct. But in this scenario, I’m the friend and I ain’t getting any.
    Oh, yeah. But she may have hot friend consolation prizes. You need to make sure such an angle doesn't exist before you opt out.
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    Anyway, I sure can ramble. But I have a point.

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    Gents, please remember we're not in P&R and we're not in the lounge. Keep politics where it belongs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    Oh, yeah. But she may have hot friend consolation prizes. You need to make sure such an angle doesn't exist before you opt out.
    She just said I could never come over. She is absolutely trashing me behind her back to any friend she thinks I might find attractive. This is a war, my friend.
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    Is there also a reason he was drafted in the 3rd round?
    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Yes, the reason he was drafted in the 3rd round is because no one drafted him in the 2nd round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    She just said I could never come over. She is absolutely trashing me behind her back to any friend she thinks I might find attractive. This is a war, my friend.
    True, but if she's willing to take this dude back after whatever it was he did that lead up to this, she may be willing to toss out a decoy as a distraction, one to try to rationalize your presence. Work the angles.
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    Anyway, I sure can ramble. But I have a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    True, but if she's willing to take this dude back after whatever it was he did that lead up to this, she may be willing to toss out a decoy as a distraction, one to try to rationalize your presence. Work the angles.
    Oh hell no. I’m going behind her back and systematically nailing every single one of her friends. And making sure my buddy, not her, knows about each one. But casually. Not super aggressive.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Is there also a reason he was drafted in the 3rd round?
    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Yes, the reason he was drafted in the 3rd round is because no one drafted him in the 2nd round.

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    I yield. You've obviously been on more than 1 list.
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    Anyway, I sure can ramble. But I have a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    I yield. You've obviously been on more than 1 list.
    Lol, I’m not actually that devious. I only had one buddy who had a girl like this. I didn’t see him for six months then he came to his senses. No intervention needed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Is there also a reason he was drafted in the 3rd round?
    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Yes, the reason he was drafted in the 3rd round is because no one drafted him in the 2nd round.

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