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    Default Random Complaint Thread

    I hate a sorrily coached team.


    I REALLY hate a sorrily coached team with lots of talent.
    IN PATON I TRUST.

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    Bad play calling in big moments.........I think I killed my dog.

    He got in the way of the flying remote.
    IN PATON I TRUST.

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    This game made me stare at the tv the same way I stare at my mother in law.
    IN PATON I TRUST.

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    I don’t think I’d be as frustrated if kc’s precocious little qb had thrown for 6 TDs in a blowout. To do what they did is just infuriating.

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    It's not really random complaints. They seem quite focused.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    I want to be sympathetic, but one should not have sympathy for inauthentic sorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by MasterShake View Post
    Its like Save the Rainforest. People aren't saying, 'F**ck those other forests', its just that this particular forest is in worse shape right now.

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    I'm out of chicken.
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    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    Yes, good. That's Random, but it's not really a complaint. Should go something like;

    I wish I had more chicken

    or

    There's not enough chicken.

    Something that expresses dissatisfaction with the chicken situation rather than just an accounting of how much chicken you have.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    I want to be sympathetic, but one should not have sympathy for inauthentic sorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by MasterShake View Post
    Its like Save the Rainforest. People aren't saying, 'F**ck those other forests', its just that this particular forest is in worse shape right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    Yes, good. That's Random, but it's not really a complaint. Should go something like;

    I wish I had more chicken

    or

    There's not enough chicken.

    Something that expresses dissatisfaction with the chicken situation rather than just an accounting of how much chicken you have.
    It's in a complaint thread and I'm a well known fatty-fat-fat-fat-fat-fatty. Read between the lines you savage beast.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    It's in a complaint thread and I'm a well known fatty-fat-fat-fat-fat-fatty. Read between the lines you savage beast.
    Don't blame me for your lazy writing. Burn off a ******* calorie or two and type in full, coherent thoughts!
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    I want to be sympathetic, but one should not have sympathy for inauthentic sorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by MasterShake View Post
    Its like Save the Rainforest. People aren't saying, 'F**ck those other forests', its just that this particular forest is in worse shape right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    Don't blame me for your lazy writing. Burn off a ******* calorie or two and type in full, coherent thoughts!
    It was efficient writing. You're the Keesum of this board.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    It was efficient writing. You're the Keesum of this board.
    And you're the Vance Joseph of technical writing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    I want to be sympathetic, but one should not have sympathy for inauthentic sorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by MasterShake View Post
    Its like Save the Rainforest. People aren't saying, 'F**ck those other forests', its just that this particular forest is in worse shape right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    And you're the Vance Joseph of technical writing.
    Unfair and untrue - sentences exist in context. This conversation is unfortunately more exciting and action packed than a Case Keenum offense.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    Unfair and untrue - sentences exist in context. This conversation is unfortunately more exciting and action packed than a Case Keenum offense.
    Sentences only exist in context, if there is context for the given sentence. Your assumption that everyone knows what a fat, lazy, POS who can't pry himself up from the suction cup action his fatrolls makes on his leather sofa in order to make another mayonnaise based chicken sandwich to lodge into his esophagus as beads of sweat roll down his brow with the effort you are is on you, my friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    I want to be sympathetic, but one should not have sympathy for inauthentic sorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by MasterShake View Post
    Its like Save the Rainforest. People aren't saying, 'F**ck those other forests', its just that this particular forest is in worse shape right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    Sentences only exist in context, if there is context for the given sentence. Your assumption that everyone knows what a fat, lazy, POS who can't pry himself up from the suction cup action his fatrolls makes on his leather sofa in order to make another mayonnaise based chicken sandwich to lodge into his esophagus as beads of sweat roll down his brow with the effort you are is on you, my friend.
    Unfortunately on this message board most people do know that, so the assumption is fairly solid.

    You don't open the 100th page of a novel, for the first time at least, and go "that sentence doesn't make sense to me."

    I mean, reasonable people can disagree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King87 View Post
    Unfortunately on this message board most people do know that, so the assumption is fairly solid.

    You don't open the 100th page of a novel, for the first time at least, and go "that sentence doesn't make sense to me."

    I mean, reasonable people can disagree.
    C'mon. I bet I can open any book at random to the 100th page and find a complete, coherent sentence.

    Also, would be a better metaphor to say the 10,000th page.

    Edit; Just did it as a test. Got this:

    "Achamian rolled onto his side, propped his head on his palm."

    Seemed to work fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawgdriver View Post
    I want to be sympathetic, but one should not have sympathy for inauthentic sorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by MasterShake View Post
    Its like Save the Rainforest. People aren't saying, 'F**ck those other forests', its just that this particular forest is in worse shape right now.

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