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  1. 10-17-2018, 04:41 PM #136
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    But because as a once Democratically elected but now marginally despotic in nature being, I will amend my statement in an act of good faith!

    I am out of fried chicken...dammit shit mother ****** this sucks!
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    Y’all know I’m an OL Groupie but I think Jeudy is going to be worth missing out on a T, knock on wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    #feeltheburn
    Ever sat on a quarter wearing shorts in a car during the summer? That burn left George Washington imprinted on my ass for a couple months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GEM View Post
    Ever sat on a quarter wearing shorts in a car during the summer? That burn left George Washington imprinted on my ass for a couple months.
    I now envy Mr. Washington for another reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GEM View Post
    Ever sat on a quarter wearing shorts in a car during the summer? That burn left George Washington imprinted on my ass for a couple months.
    I’ll hit that softball...

    Pics or it didn’t happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by LawDog View Post
    I’ll hit that softball...

    Pics or it didn’t happen
    That was over a decade ago. I don't have any pics of it.
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    I fill up the gas tanks and brad fills up my colon.
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    Have you guys tried the Bullpen underwear from Duluth Trading? It’ll change your life, no more batwings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post
    Have you guys tried the Bullpen underwear from Duluth Trading? It’ll change your life, no more batwings.
    No, but I think I finally found some athletic briefs I really like. I’m not sure of the brand, but it’s like a think spandex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor View Post
    No, but I think I finally found some athletic briefs I really like. I’m not sure of the brand, but it’s like a think spandex
    I bought some Saxx. My balls have really responded.
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    Buff's undies don't have a pee flap
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Buff's undies don't have a pee flap
    This post begs a LOT of questions.
    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    This post begs a LOT of questions.
    Indeed
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....
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    I believe buffs panties may be deficient a pee flap, but they have a telepathic helmet that can talk to him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis View Post
    I believe buffs panties may be deficient a pee flap, but they have a telepathic helmet that can talk to him
    Is the helmet purple?
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    I want to be sympathetic, but one should not have sympathy for inauthentic sorrow.
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    Its like Save the Rainforest. People aren't saying, 'F**ck those other forests', its just that this particular forest is in worse shape right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    Is the helmet purple?
    yup!

    In the 21st century no less - we should apply this tech to anthropods
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