Thread: Random Complaint Thread

Originally Posted by Freyaka

Roach Man? Wait...You put the **** in cockroach. Cockman?

Sounds like a professional brand of power drills.

Originally Posted by Mike

If this thread isn't enough to tell you something is seriously wrong with the Broncos then I don't know what is.

Just shake your head and roll with it Mike, shake your head and roll with it.

Originally Posted by Mike

If this thread isn't enough to tell you something is seriously wrong with the Broncos then I don't know what is.

So, is it your contention that the Broncos organization is responsible for the physiological abnormalities of its fan base?

I never gave **** man a thought

But I do need a show in Vegas

That show needs to involve two highly coached cockroaches wearing anthropic body armor, and possibly some anthropic bikini clad female roaches for in between rounds

Originally Posted by Mike

If this thread isn't enough to tell you something is seriously wrong with the Broncos then I don't know what is.

Agreed. I'm still in a state of shock/disbelief that someone would propose using "telepathic helmets" to communicate with arthropods. I mean... C'mon!

It's the 21st century, people. Not the 24th.

Originally Posted by wayninja

Sounds like a professional brand of power drills.

I bet cockman can power drill

Originally Posted by Valar Morghulis

I bet cockman can power drill

Cockman drills. For you when you really need to penetrate.

I'd buy one.

Keenum is a roach. But without the resiliency.

Originally Posted by Shazam!

I never go below a qtr tank.

That’s the general rule I like to follow. I need to be able to jump in my truck and go 30-60 minutes away without worrying about gas.

Brief is only relevant to how long the elastic in men’s briefs last.

So annoying...

I'm out of fried chicken.

Originally Posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor

Brief is only relevant to low long the elastic in men’s briefs last.

So annoying...

#RealMenWearBoxers

Originally Posted by King87

I'm out of fried chicken.

Yes, good. That's Random, but it's not really a complaint. Should go something like;

I wish I had more fried chicken

or

There's not enough fried chicken.

Something that expresses dissatisfaction with the fried chicken situation rather than just an accounting of how much fried chicken you have.

Originally Posted by wayninja

Yes, good. That's Random, but it's not really a complaint. Should go something like;

I wish I had more fried chicken

or

There's not enough fried chicken.

Something that expresses dissatisfaction with the fried chicken situation rather than just an accounting of how much fried chicken you have.

Didn't we go through something similar, earlier?

Originally Posted by wayninja

You've convinced me. The scope of the thread leaves one no choice but to conclude that your statement of being out of chicken must be an unsatisfactory condition. However, I still remain convinced that you could have worded it better.

I think we can leave it at that, unless there are further random complaints that require discussion.

We have done this! I knew I wasn't totally drunk!