I need you to get a soundtrack going in your head for what you are about to read. I'll suggest one or two, but maybe you want to pick the music that gets you F IR ED UPd for week 1.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOttttTTTTTTTTTTttttBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!1
Now, get that baby cued up to play.
You feel it yet?
A little bit of cordite and bad intention in the air as Thunder storms on the field?
I think I see Von Miller taking the field. So smooth. Crowd goes nuts.
Huh...there's Bradley Chubb standing next to Domata Peko. Wonder what they are talkin bout.
Damn Wolfe looks pissed. I think his dreads crunch ice cubes when he sleeps.
Finally, kickoff. Let's see what we got in this offense. Damn, Booker. Aite then. What? The O-line just pancaked everyone off the line then formed a Bronco-tron (think Voltron) that steamrolled the entire middle of the defense with Booker doing 5' hurdles just to style????? F*** yea!!!
Can't see how the Seanuggets will answer that.
Oh damn. That Jones kid is actually good I guess. 10 yard line is rough.
Seagulls got some weapons, they think. This might be a game. Oh snap. Guess Gotsis is going to work out for us.
Crap, that is a huge hole to run through. So much for having a run D. Wait! Who just atomized Penny? Damn! Lesson learned: Todd Davis is downhill.
Perfect. 3d and Death. Oh baby!! Woods is going NASCAR right now! I think we just set a world record for drawers shat by an offensive line and QB!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEelllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yea!!!!!!!!!!!
LEt's do this boys!