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    Wawa is a market? ok

    When I was about 12 or 13 practicing in my yard

    Next thing i know it was dark as night and i thought it was pouring rain.

    Neighbor was spraying me with a hose from the other side of thw fence. i was splayed out on the ground. I KOd myself took a heavy knock right in the head
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balki View Post
    I'm the kind of guy who does kick-flips off the curb by the Wawa when all the girls are eatin on their Sizzli's
    How old are you?

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    39, you?

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    WTF is a sizzli and what are you saying?
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

    Players I want:
    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
    Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
    Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell

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    Quote Originally Posted by underrated29 View Post
    WTF is a sizzli and what are you saying?
    A sizzli is a breakfast sandwich from Wawa. I'm saying all sorts of things. What am I saying in particular that's not computing with you?

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    *The statements above are my opinions, unless they are links, because then they are links, which wouldn't make them my opinions, and I suppose stats aren't necessarily opinion, but they are certainly presented to support an opinion. Proceed accordingly.

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    What is this, amateur hour? It's TNF against the Jets and you didn't think you'd need extra booze?

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    I have heard that there's a certain male poster among us that can make himself look like a girl by tucking his junk between his short stubby legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balki View Post
    A sizzli is a breakfast sandwich from Wawa. I'm saying all sorts of things. What am I saying in particular that's not computing with you?


    These:

    Quote Originally Posted by Balki View Post
    Any if you're slurpin puss, then you stuntin, foo. Puss tart, right? Hup!
    Quote Originally Posted by Balki View Post
    I'm the kind of guy who does kick-flips off the curb by the Wawa when all the girls are eatin on their Sizzli's
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

    Players I want:
    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
    Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
    Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell

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    I had wawas when i was in philly last fall. Good doughnuts.
    The Plan at the moment:

    Draft: Trade a 3rd and 6th this year to a team to move up and get a 2nd next year (this will happen).

    Players I want:
    Jake Ferguson (Jake Butt) or Jelani Woods or Jeremy Ruckert or Cade Otten (owen daniels) at TE- All 4th rd or later.
    Troy Anderson LB 3rd/4th rd (yay Timmy!)
    Neil Farrell, JR DL- run stuffer- bye purcell

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    Quote Originally Posted by underrated29 View Post
    These:
    Ahh!
    Well, there's a typo. I meant to say: "And" if you're slurpin puss (cunnilingus), then you're performing stunts, fool. And then I was commenting on the fact that puss can certainly taste tart at times. Hup is just me getting all excited and such.

    Kick-flips: do an ollie, use your toe to flip the board one full rotation and land on it. Next to the ollie a kickflip is the biggest skateboard trick there is. Every skater wants to do it. Flip tricks are what makes skateboard tricks popular. When you see someone jump and flip the board using only their feet. It is something just a little magical.

    Wawa = a local convenience store in the Northeast. Sizzli's are sandwhiches (breakfast) that Wawa sells

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balki View Post
    39, you?
    Oh. You come off as a teenager, or slightly older.

    Definitely not like a near 40 year old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoJoe View Post
    Oh. You come off as a teenager, or slightly older.

    Definitely not like a near 40 year old...
    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balki View Post
    And please, Valar, please keep this thread on topic.
    That gets said a lot around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOtorboat View Post
    Another Broncos punt return!

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    I can ten key like a mofo.
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....

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