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    Default Prehistoric spider-like arachnid found preserved in amber

    Prehistoric spider-like arachnid found preserved in amber, and it even has a tail




    https://bgr.com/2018/02/05/ancient-a...rved-in-amber/

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    F*** that.
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    This should go in dogs creepy thread.

    It’s almost like those things from aliens
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    Looks like something you'd pull out of an arby's bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    Looks like something you'd pull out of an arby's bag
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    Extra flagella and spinnerets please.

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    isn't the phrase "spider-like arachnid" redundant?
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    Also, beware chicks named "Amber", you might find a surprise in her vag!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    isn't the phrase "spider-like arachnid" redundant?
    Not exactly, as scorpions and mites are arachnids, and you could make the argument that they aren't exactly "spider like"

    Having said that, this thing was also described as scorpion like. Maybe that's why they gave it the scientific name Chimerarachne yingi

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayninja View Post
    Not exactly, as scorpions and mites are arachnids, and you could make the argument that they aren't exactly "spider like"

    Having said that, this thing was also described as scorpion like. Maybe that's why they gave it the scientific name Chimerarachne yingi
    Spiders and mites are spider-like, IMHO.

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    Sure, who's bringing the molotovs?

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    damn thing has appendages coming out of it all over the place


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    Anyone had a girlfriend that would make that thing a pet?
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