Thread: Off-Season Notes, press conferences, etc.

Originally Posted by chazoe60

Jesus would be a terrible agent. The Devil on the other hand would be amazing.

You may actually have a solid point there.

I could see Belicheat making a trade for Siemian to back up Tom Shady. Probably won't happen, but it wouldn't surprise me.

Originally Posted by dogfish

i was leaning more towards hawg anyway. . .

Not sure if Hawg Baal & Mephistopheles is the right fit for you if you want to present a clean cut image...

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

Not sure if Hawg Baal & Mephistopheles is the right fit for you if you want to present a clean cut image...

nevermind that, what's your retainer?

Originally Posted by Freyaka

Mel Kiper sniffs glue before he does every mock draft and he frequently ate paint chips as a child.

Kiper also pulled out the ol' "stats are for losers" today when talking about his mock, so there's that.

Originally Posted by dogfish

nevermind that, what's your retainer?

it's complicated, don't trouble yourself about such things...I'll send over our standard contract, nothing fancy...

Originally Posted by VonDoom

Kiper also pulled out the ol' "stats are for losers" today when talking about his mock, so there's that.

There's no point mocking Mel Kiper's stupidity. He says NOTHING original. He talks to everybody. He's the original draft big-shot and knows everybody and people talk. He just assembles the talk and reports it as his own.

So, if he's saying that the Browns are considering Josh Allen then you can bet someone in the Browns organization told him that the Browns are considering Josh Allen.

Your mistake is in thinking that Mel Kiper ever had an original thought of his own.

^^^ somebody get some towels in here, the irony is dripping everywhere.

Originally Posted by Cugel

There's no point mocking Mel Kiper's stupidity. He says NOTHING original. He talks to everybody. He's the original draft big-shot and knows everybody and people talk. He just assembles the talk and reports it as his own.

So, if he's saying that the Browns are considering Josh Allen then you can bet someone in the Browns organization told him that the Browns are considering Josh Allen.

Your mistake is in thinking that Mel Kiper ever had an original thought of his own.

So, a reporter talks to other people and reports what they say?

Interesting.

Originally Posted by VonDoom

Kiper also pulled out the ol' "stats are for losers" today when talking about his mock, so there's that.

Oh man, Ryan Leaf got him good on Twitter. Someone posted that Kiper picked Allen to go first overall, Ryan Leaf replied "ya, but he also picked me to go over Peyton Manning, so there's that..."

Originally Posted by Freyaka

Oh man, Ryan Leaf got him good on Twitter. Someone posted that Kiper picked Allen to go first overall, Ryan Leaf replied "ya, but he also picked me to go over Peyton Manning, so there's that..."

That is epic.

super epic. . .

Originally Posted by Freyaka

Oh man, Ryan Leaf got him good on Twitter. Someone posted that Kiper picked Allen to go first overall, Ryan Leaf replied "ya, but he also picked me to go over Peyton Manning, so there's that..."

They allow twitter in prison?

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

They allow twitter in prison?

Depends on the prison. Also, he's been out since very shortly after he was sentenced to 4 years. Prison math.

Originally Posted by Davii

Depends on the prison. Also, he's been out since very shortly after he was sentenced to 4 years. Prison math.

I figured. What did he do? Steal some shit to feed his drug habit?