No, its not about my love of Tom Brady so **** you all because i know you all were going to say it (Chazoe im looking at you)...
Nope, i kind of hinted toward this i think a few weeks back when i talked about how i lost some weight the last few months. The change in diet certainly did me a lot of favors (Since September i have dropped about 40 lbs) but this was all part of a process to prep me for Monday when i go into surgery for what they call a "sleeve". I went to my regular doctor last week for pre-op stuff and he reminded me that in January of this year i weighed 369 lbs and when they weighed me last week i was down to 325 lbs. All of which came from September to now due to the change in diet and taking my health more seriously. I mean, im 47 (act like im 18 i know) so im not getting any younger at this rate and having just learned of the lead singer of Nevermore/Sanctuary passing yesterday at age 48 only cements the idea that i kind of need to quit messing around before its too late. So, i go into surgery Monday and should only take 45 minutes to complete. I will stay overnight so they can make sure im going to be ok but from there i will be home for 3 weeks. Its going to be a big change in diet and what i can and cant eat going forward but ive done well already so i think i can handle this. The no alcohol for a year is going to suck but i had cut way back anyway because of my blood pressure and what not.
Needless to say, ive never had surgery before and although the doctor says the surgery is pretty much routine and should be no problems i know for myself that life always tends to throw a wrench at me one way or another. So, just in case i dont wake back up just wanted to say thanks for all the sports and entertainment talk. Whether you liked me or disliked me its all good and at least if i bite it no one will have to worry about my supreme knowledge and my complete ownage of all of you on this board. Plus, you wont get any more Emma, she's coming with me just like the old Pharaohs.
But, if i live than you all have suck it up and deal with my extremely hottakes served extra crispy.
Seriously though, things should be fine but just in case i love you all no matter how dopey you bitches can be.