Thread: Oakland is losing their NFL team. Here's how the city can replace them.

With all the suddenly cut NFL players who also seem to be malcontents or "kneelers", they should join together and start their own franchise. Kaep can be their QB. Vontae Davis at CB, Martellus Bennett and his brother Michael. Josh Gordon at wide receiver. This could be a really good team if they can be organized. Oakland would seem like the perfect spot to be the home city and play in the Alameda Coliseum with the raw sewage in the locker rooms, etc.


They could be the NFL's anti-team.

I think Oakland should get the first franchise for an adult professional kickball league

They should have some sort of gang-based gladiator combat.

Originally Posted by wayninja

They should have some sort of gang-based gladiator combat.

Maybe a transgender bikini football league?

I would smack this, but I don't live in Oakland.

carry on.

I can't help it. Just one.

GM John Bowlen.

Alrighty I'm out.

Get all the subhumans in one place, right?

Originally Posted by BroncoWave

Get all the subhumans in one place, right?

No, that would be Washington, D.C.

cities losing teams isnt funny.

Originally Posted by ShaneFalco

cities losing teams isnt funny.

It's pretty funny

Originally Posted by Davii

It's pretty funny

Originally Posted by ShaneFalco

cities losing teams isnt funny.

Yeah - it sucked that LA lost their team.

At least they got them back.

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

Yeah - it sucked that LA lost their team.

At least they got them back.

not everyone was born in the 1800s and saw them move from Cleveland to LA

Originally Posted by ShaneFalco

not everyone was born in the 1800s and saw them move from Cleveland to LA

Tell Arizona to give you your Cardinals back.

Originally Posted by Slick

Tell Arizona to give you your Cardinals back.

I did my part by voting against every stratum proposal