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    NISKU, Alberta (AP) — Canadian Mounties found five people naked after a bizarre car wreck on a rural road.
    Royal Canadian Mounted Police Cpl. Laurel Scott says officers responded to the report Monday morning of a car colliding with a truck in Nisku, a few miles south of the Edmonton beltway.


    When they arrived, they found that five people in the car were naked — four women and one man. All were taken to a hospital with undisclosed injuries.


    Scott said Tuesday the five were arrested. She said she’s not sure of the charges, though police consider it a “purposeful collision.”


    She called the incident “very bizarre” and said, “We are trying to sort through all the different information we have so we can figure out from start to finish what this incident is all about.”

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    So, is it against the law to drive naked in Canada?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeHoof View Post
    So, is it against the law to drive naked in Canada?
    I think they were arrested for purposeful collision. On the car or on themselves?


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    I would imagine cops in Canada carry blankets in the their cruisers right?

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    for picnics and such, yes


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    I wonder if their car had a stick shift...
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    Police said earlier they believe drugs or alcohol may have been a factor.
    Oh, no shit?

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    CBC News is keeping us abreast of this developing story...

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmont...nude-1.4392079

    Kidnapping charges pending against nude suspects after two-vehicle crash in Nisku

    Kidnapping charges are pending against three people arrested in the buff after a collision Monday morning in Nisku.


    A man, a woman and a six-week-old baby were taken from a residence in Leduc County at about 9:30 a.m. and forced into a car against their will, Leduc RCMP said in a news release Tuesday.

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    Charges are pending against the adults for kidnapping and resisting arrest, police said.


    The two youths were released without charges. The three people who were forced into the car were not injured.


    "The RCMP believe that this was a targeted incident and that all parties were known to each other," the police statement said.
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    wut da ffffffffffff
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    So... wait...


    A man, woman, and baby are kidnapped by ... 3 naked adults and 2 naked youths? Or the kidnappers and kidnapped are both naked, for... reasons?

    Can we go back to the alcohol and drugs theory?

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    What about "child endangerment" charges for transporting a naked baby?

    "But officer, we had run out of diapers..."
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    I still just can't quite get my head around exactly what happened here...

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    Pretty sure I don't want to.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sting
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    it's Nisku / Leduc, it's a rigpig town... nobody cares or wants to know what goes on there. Probably a bunch of drug fuelled Newfie's out for a game of grabass


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    Quote Originally Posted by weazel View Post
    it's Nisku / Leduc, it's a rigpig town... nobody cares or wants to know what goes on there. Probably a bunch of drug fuelled Newfie's out for a game of grabass
    They should film it and sell it to Netflix -->> PROFIT
    Quote Originally Posted by Sting
    "You know cos I just lost my parents--both my parents died in the same year...to this day, people come up to me and say 'my dad died and that album really meant a lot to me,' which is very nourishing {pats heart} for a songwriter to hear that your songs have a utility beyond just their own solace, that it actually helps other people."

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