Thread: Missed assignments ignite Broncos player-only meetings

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

Do you freeze a lot of turds, Cugel? What is the purpose of doing so?

No, but you're clearly knowledgeable in the area. Perhaps you spend a lot of time in cold storage?

Originally Posted by LawDog

An amusing anecdote...

When I was much, much younger I spent a few years living in Canada (Alberta for those curious). When I got married, I told my sister-in-law that I hated spring in Canada because when it finally warmed up a little all the frozen farts from the winter would thaw out and it would stink for like two weeks. Pretty sure she still believes that to be true. She also asked if I had to learn to speak Canadian when I lived there, so it wasn't a particularly difficult con.

Is your SIL blonde?

Originally Posted by Jaded

Is your SIL blonde?

No, just dim.

I got the bright one of the bunch.

Originally Posted by LawDog

No, just dim.

I got the bright one of the bunch.

Is she hot?

Originally Posted by Jaded

Is she hot?

The SIL? Most assuredly not.

Again, I poached the talent.

Originally Posted by LawDog

An amusing anecdote...

When I was much, much younger I spent a few years living in Canada (Alberta for those curious). When I got married, I told my sister-in-law that I hated spring in Canada because when it finally warmed up a little all the frozen farts from the winter would thaw out and it would stink for like two weeks. Pretty sure she still believes that to be true. She also asked if I had to learn to speak Canadian when I lived there, so it wasn't a particularly difficult con.

That is a beautiful story.