Thread: Which would you choose?

#2 no contest.

Having 2 small children basically means the house is always trashed. Why bother getting more sleep if you are just spending all the waking hours cleaning anyway.

Errands? That's what the internet is for.

Free weekly massages feels like it could be a "be careful what you wish for" situation when some naked dude with oozing boils whips out the massage table and growls in a husky, smoke damaged voice "Git on the bed, boy, Imma make you feel REAAAAL good!"

I get migraines almost weekly. Free massages would be amazing

Originally Posted by wayninja

#2 no contest.

Having 2 small children basically means the house is always trashed. Why bother getting more sleep if you are just spending all the waking hours cleaning anyway.

Errands? That's what the internet is for.

Free weekly massages feels like it could be a "be careful what you wish for" situation when some naked dude with oozing boils whips out the massage table and growls in a husky, smoke damaged voice "Git on the bed, boy, Imma make you feel REAAAAL good!"

Assume that you have the choice of anyone you'd want a massage from.

Originally Posted by FanInAZ

Assume that you have the choice of anyone you'd want a massage from.

Intriguing. How...uh...discreet would these massages be?

Originally Posted by wayninja

Intriguing. How...uh...discreet would these massages be?

As discreet as you want.

#2 for me. There are so many germs, insects, pet dander, etc that a self-cleaning house would be fantastic. Of course, some people have robots for the floors and some have Mexican housekeepers (but then it's only clean to a Mexican lifestyle). My vision of #2 means the laundry is done, garbage removed, toilet paper replaced, and the countertops get cleaned.

Originally Posted by FanInAZ

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#3

8 hours sleep.

Originally Posted by FanInAZ

As discreet as you want.

Well, then you are making this easy. Weekly, *discreet*, massages via Nancy Pelosi it is.

Mmmmmmm.

My wife and daughter take advantage of me cleaning the house on Friday because it's my day off, plus i do all the cooking. I like things squared away. Sometimes, I like a cleaning lady.

I also sometimes like a cleaning lady.

Originally Posted by wayninja

I also sometimes like a cleaning lady.

missing the apostrophe d

Originally Posted by wayninja

#2 no contest.

Having 2 small children basically means the house is always trashed. Why bother getting more sleep if you are just spending all the waking hours cleaning anyway.

Errands? That's what the internet is for.

Free weekly massages feels like it could be a "be careful what you wish for" situation when some naked dude with oozing boils whips out the massage table and growls in a husky, smoke damaged voice "Git on the bed, boy, Imma make you feel REAAAAL good!"

How old are your kids?

Originally Posted by OrangeHoof

#2 for me. There are so many germs, insects, pet dander, etc that a self-cleaning house would be fantastic. Of course, some people have robots for the floors and some have Mexican housekeepers (but then it's only clean to a Mexican lifestyle). My vision of #2 means the laundry is done, garbage removed, toilet paper replaced, and the countertops get cleaned.

^^ This.

Although I'd like a Mexican housekeeper... The gal at work is lucky I'm in love with my wife.

Originally Posted by BroncoJoe

^^ This.

Although I'd like a Mexican housekeeper... The gal at work is lucky I'm in love with my wife.

Does your wife know about your fantasy of a Mexican housekeeper?

What does "clean to a Mexican lifestyle" mean?