#2 no contest.
Having 2 small children basically means the house is always trashed. Why bother getting more sleep if you are just spending all the waking hours cleaning anyway.
Errands? That's what the internet is for.
Free weekly massages feels like it could be a "be careful what you wish for" situation when some naked dude with oozing boils whips out the massage table and growls in a husky, smoke damaged voice "Git on the bed, boy, Imma make you feel REAAAAL good!"