Thread: "Deep Thoughts" Thread

Originally Posted by Jaded

You have to post a link to one of my bulletproof arguments against running from the Shitgun in your sig, Dog's rules.

Perfect. That doesn't exist.

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

Perfect. That doesn't exist.

I'd dig one up for you but it's been a long weekend.

Tebow beat the Steelers.

Originally Posted by BeefStew25

Tebow beat the Steelers.

Demaryius Thomas beat the Steelers

Joe Mays beat the Steelers

Originally Posted by Hawgdriver

Joe Mays beat the Steelers

Willie Mays beat the Steelers

Originally Posted by UnderArmour

Jay Cutler makes good nachos, but you wouldn't want to open a Mexican restaurant around him because he's known to affect a cooking staff in other areas, as other Mexican entrees out of the Cutler kitchen such as enchiladas, quesadillas, and tacos have come out sub par. Don't get me wrong, he has great nachos, which we know he has been directly involved in, but because the kitchen around him has sent out some other bad dishes that he hasn't been involved in, he's a mediocre-at-best nacho chef.

That Worst Analogy of the Decade Trophy is mine: MINE, do you hear?!

Originally Posted by NightTrainLayne

Man Dogfish is gonna be all kinds of pissed when he sees the mess ya'll made out of his thread.

yea, this is why we can't have nice things. . . asshats aren't happy unless they have a stupid QB controversy to argue about. . . even if it is one that was settled a decade ago. . .

okay, an attempt to get this back on track. . .

in honor of cody latimer, and my deep suspicion of him returning kicks. . .

we've discussed the best returners in team history (honorable shout-out to kevin kasper!), but what about the worst? not counting holliday's fumbles, who made you groan when they were deep for a kick or punt? i was always underwhelmed by shanny's use of reuben droughns as a return man. . . i also hated it when they briefly tried DT back there early in his career. . . like, the dude is just too damn big-- it made him a really easy target for special teams scrubs to tee off on. . . thankfully, i think it only took him getting clown hammered a couple times before they took him off it. . .

Originally Posted by dogfish

okay, an attempt to get this back on track. . .

in honor of cody latimer, and my deep suspicion of him returning kicks. . .

we've discussed the best returners in team history (honorable shout-out to kevin kasper!), but what about the worst? not counting holliday's fumbles, who made you groan when they were deep for a kick or punt? i was always underwhelmed by shanny's use of reuben droughns as a return man. . . i also hated it when they briefly tried DT back there early in his career. . . like, the dude is just too damn big-- it made him a really easy target for special teams scrubs to tee off on. . . thankfully, i think it only took him getting clown hammered a couple times before they took him off it. . .

Remember Quan Cosby? "Not as long as I keep taking these!"

Originally Posted by dogfish

okay, an attempt to get this back on track. . .

in honor of cody latimer, and my deep suspicion of him returning kicks. . .

we've discussed the best returners in team history (honorable shout-out to kevin kasper!), but what about the worst? not counting holliday's fumbles, who made you groan when they were deep for a kick or punt? i was always underwhelmed by shanny's use of reuben droughns as a return man. . . i also hated it when they briefly tried DT back there early in his career. . . like, the dude is just too damn big-- it made him a really easy target for special teams scrubs to tee off on. . . thankfully, i think it only took him getting clown hammered a couple times before they took him off it. . .

Recently, Jordan Norwood last year was pretty bad. 5 fumbles bad, 2 fumbles in a game bad. Now 2017 Team captain Aqib Talib even shoved him for his poor play: