THE POLLS ARE COMING. THE POLLS ARE COMING..
-Trevor Siemian holding onto the job, Big Boss Siemian dropping the hot fire, Slaying the Lynch supporters in their beds, The SKittles Jacket wearing, Big Balls having, in his 3rd year in the NFL taking the reigns forever
-Kyle Sloter, the skinny twigman, breaks his way into the starting spot by growing and stretching out his little twig limbs like a baby groot. Could he grow into something much larger? I am SLOTEEEEEEEEER
-Swag Kelly. Drops his 2nd rap track, titled " Franchise Swag". His single goes Triple Orange and Blue. Winning Rookie Rap of the Year. And Swaggin himself into the starting job with swag, by swagging in practice with swag. Now here comes the Legacy DNA. Like a Tyrannosauras Rex being created in a Lab in Jurrassic Park on the isles of Isla Sorna. Swag Kelly has the DNA to take the Mile High Park down all in his first NFL year
-Tim Tebow. Gods gift to the world of college football and americans everywhere. This son of Christ was never traded when Manning came. He studied and learned behind one of the greats. It was like Quincy Jones to Ray Charles, Triple H to Shaun Micheals, Socrates mentor to Plato, Kenobi to Skywalker, This 30 year old would take the reigns with his knowledge of the force and lead Denver to the Superbowl once again
-Jay Cutler. This ungrateful , Bike riding, sonofabitch. I dont careeeeeeeeeeeeee to write more about him. The Return of the Cutty to the City he burned his way out of. At 34 years of age and coming off one of his best seasons. Cutler is here to not care.
-Paxton Lynch, the young buck, on his way to dethroning the starter, to start his own pirating legacy that surpasses Black beard, taking what is his to take, all the broncos women, his 2nd year in the NFL. Will he be a Captain Teach? or just another Charles Vain?