Thread: Which direction do you prefer the opening to face when eating a sammich?

I just had Jimmy Johns for lunch. I tilted my head and shoved it in my sandwich hole like a ******* American!

Originally Posted by slim

I just had Jimmy Johns for lunch. I tilted my head and shoved it in my sandwich hole like a ******* American!

I picture you as a very fast eater. Is this picture correct?

Originally Posted by MOtorboat

I picture you as a very fast eater. Is this picture correct?

It depends on how hungry I am.

How 'bout u?

Wait, does anyone eat their sub like corn on the cob? Everyone eats it length wise, right? Like I have never in my 30+ years stumbled across such a freak so I assume they don't exist.

Originally Posted by slim

It depends on how hungry I am.

How 'bout u?

Slow eater.

Originally Posted by Slick

I know what he's talking about. The only it makes any sense is if you take that type of sandwich and go straight at it. Then the slice can face right or left.

The morons in his links aren't eating their sandwiches in that manner. They're coming at them from the side.

Ya I do not know what they are doing or how one can eat a sammich that way. I was just trying to depict the direction of the cut/meat

Originally Posted by Buff

Wait, does anyone eat their sub like corn on the cob? Everyone eats it length wise, right? Like I have never in my 30+ years stumbled across such a freak so I assume they don't exist.

I believe you get your ass kicked doing something like that

I eat the sub straight on. UR this is a really weird thread

Originally Posted by PatriotsGuy

I eat the sub straight on. UR this is a really weird thread

I love this thread now just because how confused people are about which side the meat/fillings are facing. Everyone eats the sandwich straight on. I think we can take this to 10 pages...And lets be honest, who does not like talking about tacos and sammiches.

Originally Posted by Buff

Wait, does anyone eat their sub like corn on the cob? Everyone eats it length wise, right? Like I have never in my 30+ years stumbled across such a freak so I assume they don't exist.

I'm going to do this just to watch people freak out.

Originally Posted by Timmy!

I'm going to do this just to watch people freak out.

Take pcitures!

Originally Posted by underrated29

Take pcitures!

Amber is like part ocd, so she will lose her shit.

Originally Posted by Timmy!

I'm going to do this just to watch people freak out.

At least then this thread would serve some purpose.

Originally Posted by Buff

I was going to bring this up too. Pre-2000 era subway they used to cut a strip out of the top. Let's have the focus of this thread be about that now.

I liked it better that way. Subway went way down in my sandwich power rankings when they made that change.

Originally Posted by NightTrainLayne

I liked it better that way. Subway went way down in my sandwich power rankings when they made that change.

I never understood it. The first time I ate there I was like WTF are doing? That don't make no damn sense!